Monday, September 6, 2010

Football Season Has Begun! Go Red Sox.













I don't know how else to put this.

I don't care about football.

Pro......college.......flag...... don't care.

Don't get it, don't understand it, don't watch it.

Yes, I was a cheerleader in high school. Cuz here's the thing: Outfits? Adorable. Black skirt, white sweater with a big red "R", pom-poms.... it's important to pick your sports based on the cuteness quotient of the uniform. My other two sports in high school were field hockey and tennis, no lie. Win or lose, at the end of the day you're wearing a cute skirt.

Then in college, my girlfriends and I made every single football game. We just didn't get beyond the parking lot tailgate. The mass exodus of everybody else going back into the game was like holding a party with intermissions.

It makes my husband mental when I actually do sit down while he's trying to watch a game and start asking questions.

"Is that guy allowed to have hair that long?"
"Why are they all wearing black arm bands?"
"Why do they keep showing that woman? Is that his wife?"
"Why doesn't the coach know the Gatorade bucket is coming?"
"How do they draw those computer lines under the players?"
"HE'S cute."


But! I am going to be a good sport and get into the whole Fantasy Football thing.....

Here is my Fantasy Football starting lineup:

































We are going to kick ass.

13 comments:

Unknown said...

I really like your starting line up!!! yum

Melissa said...

I love your starting line up! :)

I couldn't care less about football. I ask my husband the same types of question if I watch a game with him! :)

DorMor said...

And just think of the cute golf skirt when you're a geezer! football/baseball/golfball/allballs =
BORING! (well maybe not allballs)

Anonymous said...

I hate football too. As well as Taylor whathisface. You football team needs more chicks.

Kimmie said...

*tee-hee* I soooooo love this....and, no, I have no clue about football.

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

The blue line! It's on top of the grass! But it's UNDER the players! I don't understand how we can make that happen, yet AIDS is still an issue.

Sue Wilkey said...

@Steamy: this is what I'm saying!!!!!!! it's a technological miracle!!! it fascinates me.

Cindy said...

As always, you make me laugh out loud! As a lover of football, I can still understand your pain. yummy fantasy football team by the way!

Courtney Breul said...

Love your line up! MMMMMMM

sarah said...

Now that is football I would actually watch.

Susie Q said...

Hubba Hubba....I wanna be your ball girl! ;-)

choochoo said...

They all sound like perfectly good questions to me.

Julie said...

I don't give a crap about college football either. I am interested in this fantasy team, and might like to see them in some cute skirts.