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Here's my problem with Dancing with the Stars.
Ballroom dancing is already pretty lame. Add a host straight from the Miss America Pageant, D-list celebrities and a "house band" and it's like a perfect storm of Cheesiness. 1972 called: It wants it's variety show back.
Ballroom dancing is already pretty lame. Add a host straight from the Miss America Pageant, D-list celebrities and a "house band" and it's like a perfect storm of Cheesiness. 1972 called: It wants it's variety show back.
Cloris Leachman? Ted McGinley? Susan Lucci? What, Bea Arthur wasn't available?
DWTS producers: Put down the Taco Bell, pick up the phone and book somebody interesting!
Do I have suggestions? Of course I do. You don't even have to pay me a percentage.
Dr. 90210, Robert Rey.
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To Catch a Predator's Chris Hanson.
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The lovely Jennifer Wilbanks, aka The Runaway Bride.
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The Burger King dude (as suggested by Deb )
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And, helloooo? Six Flags dancin' man?????......
You're welcome.