Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Twitter Recap

Obama warns of evils of ipods and ipads. Also, get off his lawn.
6:05 pm May 10th via Twhirl

Tweeting from my new ipad bitches!!!!!!!!
6:05 pm May 10th via Twhirl

God I am so hip I could throw up.
6:06 pm May 10th via Twhirl

Altho I probably just cancelled it out with the word 'hip'.
6:07 pm May 10th via Twhirl

I know the Times Square bomber thing is serious but: 72 virgin Fail.
10:07am May 7th via Twhirl

Also: do female suicide bombers get virgins too?
10:08 am May 7th via Twhirl

Husband picking up tween's Edward Cullen T-shirt: "Where should I put her 'Team Howard' shirt." *sigh*
8:02 am May 5th via Twhirl

Why is awesome: "Woman Bedbound for 6 Months By Huge Breasts". This is news I need to know.
1:29 pm May 3rd via Twhirl

"Expunged". That's just a fun-ass word to say.
7:59 pm May 2nd via Twhirl

Picking out my "tell your husband you scraped his Mercedes" outfit. Think I'll go with shorts and cleavage.
2:03 pm May 2nd via Twhirl

By the time we realize CSI and NCIS have taken over all television programming it'll be too late.
8:02 pm April 29th via Twhirl

9 year old getting in car after bus stop: "What were we talking about?" Other 9 year old: "How huggable pandas are."
6:20 pm April 28th via Twhirl

My newly groomed dog has some cologne on that smells like an old boyfriend. It's very disconcerting.
6:40 pm April 26th via Twhirl

WTF. I can never make raisin toast the first time around. I always have a burn do-over.
1:45 pm April 23rd via twhirl

Telling myself a cold Philly cheesesteak is acceptable breakfast because it had bacon on it.
9:51 am April 23rd via Twhirl

The third time you sneeze? I'm not really blessing you. It's more of a WTF.
6:52 pm April 21st via Twhirl

Quote of the day: 'Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself."
3:33 pm April 21st via twhirl.

Follow me. Or you won't know what I'm doing.


Shaggs said...

The only thing worse than your dog smelling like your old boyfriend is your dad smelling like your current boyfriend - ewwwww!

Henley on the Horn said...

I know you are rockin the I Pad!!!

Lisa-licious said...

"Team Howard?!" Was he serious?!!!

I can't believe you got an Ipad and didn't tell me. But, tell me this, isn't it just a giant Iphone that won't make calls? Must research. Don't want to be the only Blogger at BlogHer without one! Are they waterproof in case we spill sweet tea vodka on it?!

Anonymous said...

If I were Obama, I'd tell people to get off my lawn too. Shit. I tell people NOW to get off my lawn.

P.S. Jealous of your iPad. I need one.

Laila P said...

Lol. I like the sneezing one. It's true. In fact it's like, please stop sneezing, it's getting boring now.

3 Peanuts said...

I always love these:)

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