Annete Bening is in Iran right now working on US-Iranian relations.
I'm not making this up.
We should have this mess all squared away in no time. She's Annette-freakin'-Bening, for God's sake.
In related news, Zac Efron is conducting talks with Kim Jong Il in North Korea,
And the Real Housewives of Orange County are in economic discussions with China.
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I heard Miley Cyrus is on her way to Mexico City to work on getting this drug cartel crap fixed up. I love Hannah Montana.
You forgot the John Travolta trip to Brazil and then Columbia - the coke problem is almost over and the elective plastic surgery industry is ready to expand.
And the Eminem trip to Russia is rumored to not be going well, so Chris Brown has been invited to drop in. It should be interesting.
Well, I see President Obama has earned himself a nice vacation after just a month in office now that he has delegated all this nonsense to his peeps.
Well done, sir.
Hey, I wonder if I can go and do a little international "talking" with hot Italian guys????
I'd be happy to help fix the mess in the Caribbean. I hear global warming makes it warm and tropical all year long. I blame it on all the rum.
nice!
ps - the picture of the housewives is hilarious....just comes to show you that photoshop kicks ass. seriously, take a look at gina - she's NOT that skinny.
i'd look so much better if i was airbrushed! dang it!
I will sleep well tonight knowing we have all this covered......HA!
Could the housewives of the OC be any more photoshopped?
I think not.
Thanks for the important news updates. You rate up there right along with Fox and Friends.
I say why not?? I saw The American President and I have total faith in her abilities.
Just don't send Robert Pattinson to solve the crisis in Darfur. We need him to start filming New Moon (this month!!!!).
and here I thought Sean Penn already fixed that mess?!
Annette must have learned all her diplomatic skills while filming that president movie with Michael Douglas. I'm really relieved to hear that she is putting that knowledge to good use.
Oh my. Don't get me started....pleeeassseeee.....
Classic. What world am I living in???
Glad to hear everything is under control!!
PTL, we're saved. The celebrities will get it done! What would we do without them?
*insert sarcasm*
And where would we be without Jessica Simpson educating all of us on the difference between chicken and tuna...lol
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Great, so now all US/China relations will have o be conducted nekkid drunk. WOOOHOOOO!
If the housewives can't get it done, well, then no one can. :-) Just found your blog today and am thoroughly enjoying it! Especially your take on your nemesis...Dooce.
Ms Bening did manage to get Warren BEaty to walk down the aisle...let's not UNDERESTIMATE her!
thank god for small miracles- who's on the economic front? Meryl Streep?
That pic of Zak- my 4 yr old wanted to know what was wrong with his tummy.
I don't know about those other two, but if those Orange County boobies can't make this world a better place, I don't know what will.
I'm going with Terri to fix the Caribbean. I believe the two of us could make strides in the war on rum. I siding with rum on this one.
It should be o.k....didn't she play the President's wife or girl friend in a movie a while back? I'm pretty sure she did so that qualifies her to work in Iran.
Annette Bening is my hero!
Keep up the "healthy blog".
Geena
www.GeenaBlog.com
Thank God, I totally trust the Real Housewives to maintain our relationship with China. Now who is going to talk to those Somali pirates that were giving us so much trouble?
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PS- I'm reading a fiction book called "Fourth Comings" and you'll never guess who they mention....DOOCE! AHH the woman is everywhere!
It's good that they only sent those three OC housewives and not the "dumb one".....
All these problems in the world, and the first thing that comes to mind is how "photoshopped" those OC chicks are.
It's just too depressing to think about the direction this country is heading...the DOW is dropping faster than my chest. Wish my scale would follow suit...
I will sleep much better tonight knowing that Annette, Zac, and the Housewives are hard at work!
Too bad Annette didn't team up with Susan Sarandon. That would fix everything.
Too funny... lol!
She's talking alright. It's called the language of love...
If only the Jonas Brothers could get us out of Iraq...
my only question is why we didn't send her sooner? this could have been over YEARS ago.
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