So 3 days later, I think the vodka is finally out of my bloodstream from BlogHer '10.
I learned many, many things... but if I could share just one with you, it would be this: After drinking and dancing til 4 am, just because the mini-bar in your room HAS vodka and cranberry juice? Doesn't mean you should MAKE some.
You're welcome.
Roomed with blond bombshell extraordinaire Lisalicious from Mommedy for the 2nd year in a row because A.) She is my best friend and B.) I get lots of free stuff when I'm with her.
In hindsight, could have done without the free "mind-eraser" shots, but as we've already discussed, my judgement wasn't exactly on high-alert.
Were there any guys there? Hell yes.
Hey, a girl can still look, right?
I'm gonna wager that this is one of the few conferences that sports both a Metamucil booth and a vibrator booth...

All I can tell you is: One of these tables? I had to elbow my way in to get a pic. For real.
And sometimes....if you're lucky.........
You'll run into a celebrity so awesome you find yourself begging to take a picture..
and he signs his autographs:
"Love, The Sun".
Were there any guys there? Hell yes.
Hey, a girl can still look, right?
I'm gonna wager that this is one of the few conferences that sports both a Metamucil booth and a vibrator booth...

All I can tell you is: One of these tables? I had to elbow my way in to get a pic. For real.
And sometimes....if you're lucky.........
You'll run into a celebrity so awesome you find yourself begging to take a picture..
and he signs his autographs:
"Love, The Sun".
24 comments:
No WAY! Can't BELIEVE you met THE sun! Suh-weeet!
Must attend convention next year. See you in San Diego!
Amy, formerly known as Scandalous Housewife
http://womenexplode.com
Loved, loved, loved seeing you sexy gals again.
I didn't get a photo with the sun. Boo.
See your gorgeous faces everywhere, Dude, San Diego is finally going to be my year. Come hell or high water.
LOVE the picture with Sun! you are too lucky! :)
WOW - I can see Dr. Oz's vibrator there on the table............the "S" shaped one! (ewwwwwwwwwwwww!) Glad you had a great trip and were somewhat able to remember it..........missed you and glad you are back! How did the family cope without you?
Didn't think we could "top" Chicago. It's going to be crazy hard to knock NYC off the pedestal, but we will, won't we?! I love "The Twitter Fairy"...he was so adorable!
Since BlogHer is in my town next year, you had BETTER plan to stay out here a full week...I'm sooo not kidding!
Lisa informed me that I must check out your blog. Glad I did!! Love "The Sun" pick....too cool. :) Guess I will be meeting you at BlogHer next year in my hometown. :)
-Lisa's other best friend :)
LOVED spending time with you and Lisa. But that was before I knew that you tapped into the room minibar.
AWESOME! The SUN! So jealous that you got an autograph! Glad you had fun and thanks for the mini-bar tips.
All I can say is, you look so tiny next to the sun. RIGHT ON!~
I've always wanted to meet the sun. Damn.
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老婆淚眼說擔心他外遇
他了解老婆的擔心,只好用錢去彌補分離的缺憾
漸漸的,老婆的電話愈來愈少…
她說,她是怕自己太依賴
漸漸的,他知道其實是她有了外遇
於是,面對自己外遇的行為,他忽然覺得好過了些…
從來沒想過需要外遇蒐證,
如果不是誤打誤撞的情形之下,我不會知道他的出軌....
鄰居因為治安問題,於是在大門口裝了攝影機,卻成了我外遇蒐證的工具。
那天我在家發現用過的保險套,我逼問他,
因為沒有事先外遇蒐證所以他打死不承認!
我想到鄰居安裝的監視器或許可以間接的外遇蒐證,調出影帶,
果真發現前兩天中午他帶女人回家!
這下他才無話可說;
沒想到沒有抓到小偷,鄰居的監視器反而成為我外遇蒐證的工具!
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你打死不承認你的外遇,甚至出手打我,抓姦也要在床是嗎?
真的要抓姦在床你才肯承認自己的背叛?我想要抓姦,
不僅僅是為了讓你啞口無言,抓姦也是為了要讓自己出一口氣!
我想要抓姦,我想要讓你知道,外遇不是沒有代價的!
從一開始她就知道,她只是一段婚外情。
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她還是寧願有個伴,即使自己變成婚外情中的角色。
剛開始她也是溫柔體貼的善盡婚外情的角色,
然而時間過去,她愈來愈不甘心這段感情只是婚外情,
她開始想要更多,開始要求更多...
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這樣的自己,感情挽回會有勝算嗎?
想當初老公也是擊退眾多追求者才娶到淑惠的,淑惠明白自己是美麗的,
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老公的外遇讓我傷心欲絕,甚至還逼我離婚!
不得已之下,我想到尋求徵信的協助。
徵信專員體貼的聽完我的故事之後,
詢問我所希望的解決方式;
不到一個禮拜,徵信專員就回報我相關訊息,
然後等到時機成熟,徵信專員還陪同我報警抓姦!
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這麼久了,他過得好嗎?
這個問題在我心中多年縈繞不去,於是我找上徵信社協助我尋人。
我和他是大學同學,之後由於某些原因失去聯繫,
我把所知的資料全都給徵信社,希望徵信社能為我帶來好消息...
兩個禮拜之後,徵信社就幫我找到人了,很遺憾的是,他已經結婚了...
我不後悔找徵信社尋人,雖然難捨落寞,但是我還是很高興的知道他過的很幸福!
結婚、離婚、結婚又離婚...
陳經理喜孜孜的帶著他的新婚妻子參加公司聚餐
陳經理一直是身邊親友茶餘飯後的話題
這是他的第四任妻子
背叛似乎是總慣性
也似乎之於陳經理而言,離婚也能成為一種慣性
他總是因為外遇而離婚
一次又一次
當女人渴望名分,他就要求另外一個女人成全
他流連花叢,女人不因他的離婚紀錄而卻步
似乎卻總是認為自己能夠成為那個「特別的人」
結婚、離婚對他而言不具意義,只是一種手段
反正他總是能找到另一個傻女人
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