So I walk into my bathroom this morning, and I'm greeted by THIS:
Like a scene from "Prom Hell 2: The Lakehouse". So I start fishing Bratz and Barbies out of the tub and I come up with THIS dude:
WTF? Male Hispanic, black hair, brown eyes, 21 yrs old...and is that a Soul Patch????
Homeboy's wearin' his jeans a little high for a gangsta, but anyway - WHERE DID HE COME FROM??!!!!! I swear, this is not one of ours. So obviously one of those hos from the pool party texted someone and word got around.
1 dude and 15 chicks, which explains THIS photo from his cell phone:
Don't hate the Playa, Hate the Game.
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Yeah, we have him- I wouldn't call him a gangsta- metrosexual definitely, not a gangsta. Is anyone else disturbed by the Bratz feet coming off as a way to change shoes?
Wow, that looks my my tub after the kids exit...
I am also creeped out that the feet come off..ewwww..I loathe Bratz..my daughter has so many Chloes, its ridiculous. She has yet to get a boy Bratz..she uses Ken for the time being...
*stop* I can't breathe.......
and by the way; I think he prefers to call it a flava sava.......not a soul patch!
Crap - I have seen some of the funniest posts this morning. You crack me up! (Bratz are so whorish and GirlChild's all sad that I won't let her have any - you're kids must like you.)
This is my first time to visit your blog. I'll be back... you are hysterical!!!
omg!!! LMFAO! and Bahama Shores Mama's "flava sava" made me nearly choke on my water.
Any Bratz come from Bday parties and they are the FIRST to be exchanged for chastity belts and bibles.
For some reason, I keep thinking of Tila Tequila. Was she in there, too?
LOL At least they all still had thier clothes on. In my house...after they get unwrapped they get undressed.
at least you didn't find him naked in a shoe box with one of the girl dolls. we used to do that at my house.
I always suspected that Cindarella Barbie was a tramp with no loyalty to Ken...
I think that's Chris Cornell from Soundgarden, circa Superunknown.
LMAO at your blog :) I've found this scene too...been a while though.
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Definately will be back!
Too funny! I was thinking she was sick of Barbie going after her man!
Holy crackers! That looks like one of my brothers or all 3!
Ummm... is it too soon for therapy?
;o)
In his defense, with all those shorty's in the tub, I'm sure he didn't choose the game... the game chose him.
The more that I hear about the Barbie habits in other homes the more I worry about my kids. Every single Barbie we have in the house is naked and missing at least one appendage. Hmmm.
I just discovered your blog today (thanks to "The Mom") and - LMAO - my kids want to know what's on my computer that is so funny! They want to trade so they can have fun too. Uh uh...mommy has a FUN game!
oooooooh this cracks me up! glad you did another post w/ him...
Oh my that is hysterical.
LMAO!!!
oh man.
i am CRACKING up right now.
OMG - You are FREAKIN' hilarious! Your blog is officially my get-through-the-workday escape. PLEASE keep it comin! :-)
Ok, now I totally get it! Too funny! Did we ever figure out where he came from?
When my kids were little, they used to play Teenaged Mutant Ninja Barbies with their boy cousins. They'd decapitate all the critters, then do the ol' switcheroo on the heads. So Barbie would get Leonardo's head, or Skipper would be sporting Michaelangelo's noggin. Same for the Turtles--many of them ended up with long, blond tresses! This post is too funny!
Why? Why? Why I ask has it taken me this long to find you?? Guess I'm slow like dat.
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