Thursday, May 29, 2008

Rachel Ray is a Terrorist


Poor Dunkin Donuts. They're just tryin' to hawk a little iced coffee and all hell breaks loose. Today Fox News reported that they had to pull this spot because certain people were complaining that Rachel's scarf too closely resembled a "keffiyah", like the one Yassar used to rock:
and was expressing "support for anti-semitic terrorism". 

Surprisingly, a top-secret Ray cookbook was found to contain entries on "exploding pesto", and  "ricin' beans" . Thankfully, Homeland Security has acted swiftly and rounded up Martha Stewart, Giada de Laurentis, Emeril Lagase and The Naked Chef. Nigella Lawson is still at large.

18 comments:

Kelly said...

Omg, seriously, do people have nothing better to do? It is rather funny to think of Rach as a terroist..squirting evoo out of an oozie...haha..

Diesel said...

Ricin beans! Ha!

Oh, and lay off my car. It's very dusty where I live and I haven't had time to wash it lately.

The Mom said...

I am working on a post that has this same INSANE idea in it! LMAO!

You should read The Superficial..

http://thesuperficial.com/

You'd enjoy it.

Alice said...

I'm torn with this whole issue. I want to support DD in the face of all the idiots, but I detest Rachel Ray and her stupid EVOO. Arrghh..what to do...

Brooke said...

I hate donuts (I know - it's a rare disease) and I can't stand Rachel Ray (seriously, does anyone really like watching her talk with food in her mouth?), but this stupidity makes me want to go buy some D.D. maple bars and make some R.R. 30 Minute Meals, just to show support.

We lived in Turkey for 2 years and my hubby & boys wore that same head scarf (Yassar's, not Rachel's) on a US Air Force Base. No one cared. If it doesn't bother the troops, it shouldn't bother the general donut-eating public.

MadMad said...

That Nigella - she's sneaky. But hey, they can go ahead and take Rachael - I don't like how she makes everyone share the same fork. And I hate this scarf fad thing - it's so fake. Glad you came by - you have a funny blog!

Denise Thomas said...

IS NO ONE WORRIED WHAT THE BAREFOOT CONTESSA IS HIDING UNDER THOSE ENORMOUS TUNICS?????

SuburbanCorrespondent said...

The first part of this post is true? Really?

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Bee said...

ha ha!! I heard that in the news this morning and just shook my head.
Rachael Ray looks creepier and creepier every time I see her.

jennifer said...

That? Is hilarious!

Poor Rachael, she may be a little annoying at times, but she's no terrorist!

leigh said...

i think they were just trying to make her look french...as if associating dunkin donuts with france would be a good thing.

ali said...

I knew it! She's always talking about her little cabin in the middle of nowhere, I just assumed upstate New York, but of course she was talking about Afghanistan!

Lol!

Rachel said...

Seriously.
Okay people GAFL. Really. (Get A F'in Life) I'm just sayin'

That is absurd.
They either need sex, kids, sex toys or somethin'.

Ricin beans was really clever.

Elisa said...

OMG, I read about this yesterday on TeamSugar and thought it was a joke. Seriously, how ignorant can people get? Those scarves have been worn all around Italy and France for years. But Rachel Ray always did look suspicious, LOL

Gettysburg Mom said...

So, yeah- I grew up in the same upstate NY town that Rachel has her cabin in...I worked in the same ice cream shop in Lake George for her mother. Do you need to look deeper into our move to Gettysburg, PA (only one & a half hours from DC!)? Was the move really for family or was the HoJo's actually a training facility? I won't tell.

Deanna said...

Just leave Paula Deen alone and we are good!

Shannon said...

You are hysterically funny. You probably already know that, but just in case.

Meg said...

I'm not sure Rachel should be eating donuts. And I personally love my keefiah!!