So I'm minding my own business in the grocery checkout line for the Big Memorial Day Weekend Stock-Up shop. Doing the magazine cover once-over (Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer still together, good; whoa- Lisa Marie Presley is the size of a house, also good; and - go figure - some women's magazines are claiming you can actually "Walk Off the Weight!" huh. crazy. )
My husband's family is coming, so I'm preparing for lotsa food, lotsa drinking. What I'm NOT prepared for is Friendly Chatty Checkout Boy. Commenting on everything I'm buying.
ITEM: plastic tumblers and wine glasses.
FCCB: Hey! Havin' a party, huh????????
ITEM: marshmallows and chocolate bars
FCCB: S'mores!!! awesome!!!!!
ITEM: 2 bottles margarita mix
FCCB: ...and margaritas!!! Nice!!!!!
ITEM: Stayfree Maxi Pads "overnites" with wings
and there you have it. Now I have to find a new grocery store.