Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Interview with Paula Abdul

We recently sat down with Paula Abdul, star and judge of American Idol to catch up with the busy star and get some insights into the "final four".

HMHH: So! Thanks for talking with us today Paula - how are you doing?
PA: Wooo!!!!!! It's all smooshy in here.
HMHH: Uh, "smooshy"? What do you mean?
PA: The lights -it's like woooooo-it's fabulous. Hi!
HMHH: Hi. I wonder if you'd like to clear up some rumors that have been circulating about -
PA: Ok Ok Ok Yes. No. I am NOT sleeping with Jason Castro....Jasey, Jasey, Jasey Pasey.
HMHH: Uh, I actually hadn't heard anything about you and Jason..
PA: Right. Not. No no no......can I get a Coke?
HMHH: Sure, I have some in the fridge.
PA: No my Special Coke - where's my assistant - COKE!!!!!!!With extra......ice. Yummm.
HMHH: So Paula, what can you tell us about this season that's different from last season?
PA: Lemmee tell you. It's nuts! It's like woo-hoo! Crazy. 
HMHH: Any predictions on who will win?
PA: YOU guys know how to party!!!!!!! Come on! Why not?
HMHH: Why not what?
PA: What.
HMHH: You said "why not".
PA: My brain is getting all floomy.
HMHH: Maybe we should reschedule.
PA: Skedgy wedgy....can I have this pen?
HMHH: Sure. thanks for talking with us.
PA: Sure. Thanks for talking with us.

Editor's note: this was a fictitious interview. Don't sue me.

10 comments:

Sucharita Sarkar said...

Hi,

Saw you on mom-bloggers. Your sense of humour rocks (better than Paula Abdul). Keep rocking and I'll be back for sure, mothers need all the laughs they can beg, borrow, or steal.

Dette said...

lol - it totally fits. Hubz is always asking why the heck is she up there in the first place.

P.S. If you're up for it, I've got a tag for ya. ;)

Alice said...

OK - I start watching American Idol NOW!

The Mom said...

LOVE IT! Lmao!

K said...

saw you on mombloggersclub that's hilarious i'm seriously laughing out loud!

Jonny's Mommy said...

Haaaaaaaaa! I am laughing so hard. Seriously, what is wrong with that chick lately? And what is with Ryan Seacrest sticking up for her?

"Hey, she's our crazy person and we love her, k?"

Wha' eva'! If I said such things I would have said that...however I don't, so instead I'll say "get real!" I don't say that either....well, you know what I mean.

Jonny's Mommy said...

Alice:

You have to watch it just to make fun of Paula. It's awesome. Forget the singers..except David Cook. He's sort of cute...

Estela said...

The funniest thing is that it sounds totally credible!! Thanks for making me laugh!

Ann(ie) said...

This is the funniest post I've read all night. I kid you not. I can see why you're pals with Dorky dad!!!

Lesberita said...

that was freaking hilarious