HMHH: So! Thanks for talking with us today Paula - how are you doing?
PA: Wooo!!!!!! It's all smooshy in here.
HMHH: Uh, "smooshy"? What do you mean?
PA: The lights -it's like woooooo-it's fabulous. Hi!
HMHH: Hi. I wonder if you'd like to clear up some rumors that have been circulating about -
PA: Ok Ok Ok Yes. No. I am NOT sleeping with Jason Castro....Jasey, Jasey, Jasey Pasey.
HMHH: Uh, I actually hadn't heard anything about you and Jason..
PA: Right. Not. No no no......can I get a Coke?
HMHH: Sure, I have some in the fridge.
PA: No my Special Coke - where's my assistant - COKE!!!!!!!With extra......ice. Yummm.
HMHH: So Paula, what can you tell us about this season that's different from last season?
PA: Lemmee tell you. It's nuts! It's like woo-hoo! Crazy.
HMHH: Any predictions on who will win?
PA: YOU guys know how to party!!!!!!! Come on! Why not?
HMHH: Why not what?
HMHH: You said "why not".
PA: My brain is getting all floomy.
HMHH: Maybe we should reschedule.
PA: Skedgy wedgy....can I have this pen?
HMHH: Sure. thanks for talking with us.
PA: Sure. Thanks for talking with us.
Editor's note: this was a fictitious interview. Don't sue me.