Here's pretty much how my first day as President of the United States would go.
8:00am Swivel around in swivel chair.
8:15am Take a stroll on the East lawn with the First Dog. Photo op.
8:35am Place phone call.
White House Operator: Yes, Madam president?
Me: This is The President.
White House Operator: Yes, Ma'am..
Me: I just wanted to say that.
8:40am Get on Twitter.
HappyHourSue OMG. I'm sitting at my desk.
McMommyBlog What's in the drawers?
HappyHourSue Pens. A stapler. Stationery.
TheMomJen I need Starbucks.
Lisalicious What have you done so far?
HappyHourSue The Bloggess wanted me to check into that Area 51 thing. They totally have aliens there. Don't repeat that.
McMommyBlog Don't worry.
BackToBarnwell No problem.
Conspiracygrrl51 Our lips are sealed.
TheMomJen Do you get an intern?
HappyHourSue hold on, sending a TwitPic....
HappyHourSue This red phone keeps lighting up. How annoying is that. BRB.
BacktoBarnwell It's Commissioner Gordon.
McMommyBlog or the Joker.
HappyHourSue Sorry - Kim Jong-"ill" again. What'd I miss?
Lisalicious Jen is making stew tonight.
HappyHourSue uh-oh GTG, tweeps - Intern Meeting in 5 mins.
Lisalicious How many interns do you have?
HappyHourSue One. ;D