Thursday, November 6, 2008

My First Day As President

Here's pretty much how my first day as President of the United States would go.

8:00am Swivel around in swivel chair.
8:15am Take a stroll on the East lawn with the First Dog. Photo op.
8:35am Place phone call.
       White House Operator: Yes, Madam president?
       Me: This is The President.
       White House Operator: Yes, Ma'am..
       Me: I just wanted to say that.

8:40am Get on Twitter.

HappyHourSue  OMG. I'm sitting at my desk.
McMommyBlog  What's in the drawers?
HappyHourSue  Pens. A stapler. Stationery.
TheMomJen  I need Starbucks.
Lisalicious What have you done so far?
HappyHourSue The Bloggess wanted me to check into that Area 51 thing. They totally have aliens there. Don't repeat that.
McMommyBlog Don't worry.
BackToBarnwell  No problem.
Conspiracygrrl51 Our lips are sealed.
TheMomJen Do you get an intern?
HappyHourSue hold on, sending a TwitPic....




TheMomJen Nice.
HappyHourSue This red phone keeps lighting up. How annoying is that. BRB.
BacktoBarnwell It's Commissioner Gordon.
McMommyBlog or the Joker.
HappyHourSue Sorry - Kim Jong-"ill" again. What'd I miss?
Lisalicious Jen is making stew tonight.
HappyHourSue uh-oh GTG, tweeps - Intern Meeting in 5 mins.
Lisalicious How many interns do you have?
HappyHourSue One. ;D  

71 comments:

Susan in the Psych Ward said...

THIS is the reason I love you so much and I'm not even feeling left out of the twitter conversation because I'd be at MY work in the health room... I have a defibrilator and know how to use it JUST IN CASE Joe actually became your intern!!!

HappyHourSue said...

Susan:
You and Tena would be my White House nurses.

The Mom said...

Making stew LOL....i don't think i've ever made stew! Am I the White House cook? OMG too funny, hot intern!

Jen said...

Is Sue having inappropriate meetings with her intern Joe? It all depend what the meaning of the word "is" is.

Wayne John said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Damn your kids are lucky to have a mom like you.

Is it true the space beneath the desk is roomy?

McMommy said...

BWAH HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!

I'm HYSTERICAL over here!!!

I must retweet this immediately.

McMommy said...

Also, is Joe sitting in your lap???

I knew it.

Crayl said...

SO funny. I am sure someone would get you that Starbucks too, maybe another intern...

Piece o' Coconut Cake said...

See, if I had known you were interested in the job, I totally would have written your name in! I can see it now... Please write in the name of your candidate: Happy Hour Sue!

Bex said...

All hail...THIS is why you are da bomb! A hilarious post!!!

Auds said...

Um so is BG your Chief of Staff? 'Cause otherwise, if you left him out, I see a coup in your near future.

Threeboys1mommy said...

Looks like you took a page from the Clinton administration... Goodness I miss me some Bubba.

Lisa-licious said...

I though you would make JJ "Chief of STAFF" for sure! Great post...lovin' you, as always, and honored to be a part of one of your amazing blogs, my idol...

Mandy said...

So funny!! Where do you come up with this stuff?? :)

Susan in the Psych Ward said...
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Lipstick said...

giggle, giggle. I want to have a cabinet position in the Happy Hour Administration. Let's see, maybe I can be in charge of the interns.

Terri said...

I'll give you a massage every day at 11:00. Then I'll teach the interns how to massage you.

I think that deserves about 150K a year.

Shannon said...

fabulous! I think we've covered interns, BG and cabinet posts, but who is VP?!?! and fu*k Camp David, we're all hangin' out in the Virgin Islands, right?

Wendy said...

I'm glad you didn't find any left over cigars in the desk drawer.

Mrs de Miranda said...

i think i need twitter! im missing out!!

Jenni Jiggety said...

You should run for office! I'd vote for you!

sassy stephanie said...

Please post a pic of my boy BG in his new habitat. I wanna make sure the Dubya didn't sneak off with him.

Leslie said...

What time is happy hour in the White House? You crack me up, voted for you on Humor blog, good luck!

Brittany said...

Oh, Oh! Can I be press secretary!?!?! I love using the word "brief"ing and talking cryptically at wooden podiums.

Miss Yvonne said...

1pm: Hold press conference on the White House lawn. Start speech with "You down with OPJB? Yeah you know me!"

p.s. OPJB = Other People's Jonas Brothers

ali said...

Is that a blue dress you're wearing? Tee hee.

Swirl Girl said...

so have you accepted chief of staff position yet?

Heinous said...

That's awesome. I've never met Kim. Does she have a blog too ;)

Why didn't you tell me you were on the ticket?

jaime said...

MUAHAHAHHAHAHA! you never fail to make everyone laugh! love it.

but where BG be at yo?

ciara said...

awww shit, you have me cracking up over here. why does joe a little more like a commander-in-chief than you do? hehe hmmm that desk looks big enough for some intern debriefing.

Janah said...

ugh. i so want to be an advisor! is that what we are to you? because I would like to advise you of your next cocktails...

Allison said...

I foresee you and Joe out-Clintoning the Oval Office.

Deb said...

See? THAT's the way the presidency should be!

Shelley said...

I did notice that BG was missing from the new crib, yo.

jill jill bo bill said...

I KNEW I needed to get on twitter more!!!! Am I still your conscience?

Lauren said...

Your first day is better than all HIS days will be for 4 years.

Come by for my fiesta foto and Caption This contest where 275 entrecard credits are up for grabs.

Shieldmaiden96 said...

The desk is nice. I'd update the couches though. They don't look comfy for napping AT ALL.

Loveable Loser said...

What really happened at Roswell?

Who shot Kennedy?

I would make sure that you are using a new swivel chair and wipe down the desk...throw out the carpet.

Happy Hour in the Rose Garden!

Jen said...

Awesome, that is a great start to the day. Now have some one get you a coffee and a muffin your are President are you not.

Jen @ Mommay's Mayhem said...

ha ha ha. That's funny!

I see you'd be following in clinton's shoes?

MammaDucky said...

I want a swivel chair so I could swivel and swivel and...wait, this IS a swivel chair. Sweet. I guess I don't have to be President to get one.

KD @ A Bit Squirrelly said...

Will you let me into the white house? I totally want to go into the kitchen. I bet it's awesome.

Gettysburg Mom said...

I don't want a job in your new administration... someone might expect me to work. But I would love to swill some cocktails at the inaugural ball and sleep it off in the Lincoln bedroom!

Cassoulet Cafe said...

Very funny! :)

Lorelai said...

OMG, thank you for making me laugh this morning! This was great.

Jenny, the Bloggess said...

"Jen is making stew tonight."

I don't even know what this means but I can't stop laughing at the randomness of it.

HappyHour Sue for President. Somebody get me a button.

Wayne John said...

I have something for you on my blog. :)

Merrie said...

I have a blackberry now -- can I tweet from there? I should twitter, I just know it!

Aleta said...

Cute post! Thanks for the smiles.

Queenie Jeannie said...

Can I be your VP???

Love your blog! Stop over to mine anytime.

Lisa@verybusymomwith4 said...

What is going on with the intern--I declare a costly, long investigation ;)

Noob Mommy said...

Love it! I'd have to place some really random orders of food just cuz I'd have my own chef and kitchen FINALLY!

Ginette said...

H-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s!

Soccer Mom said...

Absolutely hysterical! You should pass a law - National Happy Hour!

J said...

thank you for making me laugh everyday, you are the start of my convo's most mornings with my BFF, so thanks for that.....no pressure.

Have you told Joe about his new position?? or positions-LOL

funny stuff

Paige said...

This post just got you on my blog roll

Next to being president, I know it is not much, but you are less likely to be assassinated this way

georgie said...

since your prez now can we have a Georgie day?

Rachel said...

One intern!!!!! You are the bestest blogger eva!

sista #2 said...

ROFL you need help! LOL



peace
#2

Linda S said...

Joe is the First Boy Toy? awesome!!

Seriously, I am sooo glad the country is in good hands...I could go so many places with that line, but I won't.

Scary Mommy said...

I rarely literally laugh out loud, but I am totally LOLing over here!!! I so need an intern.

Kirsten said...

LOL! Good one!

Mama Dawg said...

And with the one you have, one is all you need. ;)

Queenie Jeannie said...

Hi again!

Thanks for the bloggy comment love! Yes, Twilight fan AND my daughter's name is Bella....a coincidence, lol!

Don't forget to come on back for more Bella adventures and stuff....and register for my cookbook giveaway!!!

April said...

I'm visiting from SITS! Loved your post...very funny! Feel free to stop by anytime and say hello. I always love meeting new people.

BacktoBarnwell said...

Well, if you mean that I'm in the next door twittering, then yeah, because if you became Pres, you know I'd get the hell out of Barnwell and Charleston and White House it too. I want to be in charge of the scheduling from now on, though.

I see you forgot to include the Twitter bowling tournament at 10AM in the private bowling alley. And, the Twitter Pinata (Kim Jung's head, today) smashing contest around 1PM just to vent frustrations.

Oh, and how could you forget golf cart tag on the south lawn at 3PM!!??

mommaof4wife2r said...

nice.

KSK said...

Fabulous - I'm feelin it!

Did you ever see the palinaspresident website during the campaign? Here's the link if you missed it: http://www.palinaspresident.us/never/index.html

BTW will you have your intern wear something black from the Gap?

claudie said...

I just spent over an HOUR on your blog. I must say you are funny and I certainly needed some good humor tonight. My teens and hubby are driving me nutty today so thanks.
Claudie from Canada

Dawn said...

I follow your blog but somehow missed putting you on my blog list. That means I forget to check on certain blogs. I will not make this mistake again. Your blog always makes me laugh!!!

I'd so rather you be the president for the next four years!!

And, I really must get on twitter! I think I've been missing out!

nikkicrumpet said...

Is it too late to vote for you???