8:00am Swivel around in swivel chair.
8:15am Take a stroll on the East lawn with the First Dog. Photo op.
8:35am Place phone call.
White House Operator: Yes, Madam president?
Me: This is The President.
White House Operator: Yes, Ma'am..
Me: I just wanted to say that.
8:40am Get on Twitter.
HappyHourSue OMG. I'm sitting at my desk.
McMommyBlog What's in the drawers?
HappyHourSue Pens. A stapler. Stationery.
TheMomJen I need Starbucks.
Lisalicious What have you done so far?
HappyHourSue The Bloggess wanted me to check into that Area 51 thing. They totally have aliens there. Don't repeat that.
McMommyBlog Don't worry.
BackToBarnwell No problem.
Conspiracygrrl51 Our lips are sealed.
TheMomJen Do you get an intern?
HappyHourSue hold on, sending a TwitPic....
TheMomJen Nice.
HappyHourSue This red phone keeps lighting up. How annoying is that. BRB.
BacktoBarnwell It's Commissioner Gordon.
McMommyBlog or the Joker.
HappyHourSue Sorry - Kim Jong-"ill" again. What'd I miss?
Lisalicious Jen is making stew tonight.
HappyHourSue uh-oh GTG, tweeps - Intern Meeting in 5 mins.
Lisalicious How many interns do you have?
HappyHourSue One. ;D
70 comments:
THIS is the reason I love you so much and I'm not even feeling left out of the twitter conversation because I'd be at MY work in the health room... I have a defibrilator and know how to use it JUST IN CASE Joe actually became your intern!!!
Susan:
You and Tena would be my White House nurses.
Making stew LOL....i don't think i've ever made stew! Am I the White House cook? OMG too funny, hot intern!
Is Sue having inappropriate meetings with her intern Joe? It all depend what the meaning of the word "is" is.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Damn your kids are lucky to have a mom like you.
Is it true the space beneath the desk is roomy?
BWAH HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!
I'm HYSTERICAL over here!!!
I must retweet this immediately.
Also, is Joe sitting in your lap???
I knew it.
SO funny. I am sure someone would get you that Starbucks too, maybe another intern...
See, if I had known you were interested in the job, I totally would have written your name in! I can see it now... Please write in the name of your candidate: Happy Hour Sue!
All hail...THIS is why you are da bomb! A hilarious post!!!
Um so is BG your Chief of Staff? 'Cause otherwise, if you left him out, I see a coup in your near future.
Looks like you took a page from the Clinton administration... Goodness I miss me some Bubba.
I though you would make JJ "Chief of STAFF" for sure! Great post...lovin' you, as always, and honored to be a part of one of your amazing blogs, my idol...
So funny!! Where do you come up with this stuff?? :)
giggle, giggle. I want to have a cabinet position in the Happy Hour Administration. Let's see, maybe I can be in charge of the interns.
I'll give you a massage every day at 11:00. Then I'll teach the interns how to massage you.
I think that deserves about 150K a year.
fabulous! I think we've covered interns, BG and cabinet posts, but who is VP?!?! and fu*k Camp David, we're all hangin' out in the Virgin Islands, right?
I'm glad you didn't find any left over cigars in the desk drawer.
i think i need twitter! im missing out!!
You should run for office! I'd vote for you!
Please post a pic of my boy BG in his new habitat. I wanna make sure the Dubya didn't sneak off with him.
What time is happy hour in the White House? You crack me up, voted for you on Humor blog, good luck!
Oh, Oh! Can I be press secretary!?!?! I love using the word "brief"ing and talking cryptically at wooden podiums.
1pm: Hold press conference on the White House lawn. Start speech with "You down with OPJB? Yeah you know me!"
p.s. OPJB = Other People's Jonas Brothers
Is that a blue dress you're wearing? Tee hee.
so have you accepted chief of staff position yet?
That's awesome. I've never met Kim. Does she have a blog too ;)
Why didn't you tell me you were on the ticket?
MUAHAHAHHAHAHA! you never fail to make everyone laugh! love it.
but where BG be at yo?
awww shit, you have me cracking up over here. why does joe a little more like a commander-in-chief than you do? hehe hmmm that desk looks big enough for some intern debriefing.
ugh. i so want to be an advisor! is that what we are to you? because I would like to advise you of your next cocktails...
I foresee you and Joe out-Clintoning the Oval Office.
See? THAT's the way the presidency should be!
I did notice that BG was missing from the new crib, yo.
I KNEW I needed to get on twitter more!!!! Am I still your conscience?
Your first day is better than all HIS days will be for 4 years.
Come by for my fiesta foto and Caption This contest where 275 entrecard credits are up for grabs.
The desk is nice. I'd update the couches though. They don't look comfy for napping AT ALL.
What really happened at Roswell?
Who shot Kennedy?
I would make sure that you are using a new swivel chair and wipe down the desk...throw out the carpet.
Happy Hour in the Rose Garden!
Awesome, that is a great start to the day. Now have some one get you a coffee and a muffin your are President are you not.
ha ha ha. That's funny!
I see you'd be following in clinton's shoes?
I want a swivel chair so I could swivel and swivel and...wait, this IS a swivel chair. Sweet. I guess I don't have to be President to get one.
Will you let me into the white house? I totally want to go into the kitchen. I bet it's awesome.
I don't want a job in your new administration... someone might expect me to work. But I would love to swill some cocktails at the inaugural ball and sleep it off in the Lincoln bedroom!
Very funny! :)
OMG, thank you for making me laugh this morning! This was great.
"Jen is making stew tonight."
I don't even know what this means but I can't stop laughing at the randomness of it.
HappyHour Sue for President. Somebody get me a button.
I have something for you on my blog. :)
I have a blackberry now -- can I tweet from there? I should twitter, I just know it!
Cute post! Thanks for the smiles.
Can I be your VP???
Love your blog! Stop over to mine anytime.
What is going on with the intern--I declare a costly, long investigation ;)
Love it! I'd have to place some really random orders of food just cuz I'd have my own chef and kitchen FINALLY!
H-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s!
Absolutely hysterical! You should pass a law - National Happy Hour!
thank you for making me laugh everyday, you are the start of my convo's most mornings with my BFF, so thanks for that.....no pressure.
Have you told Joe about his new position?? or positions-LOL
funny stuff
This post just got you on my blog roll
Next to being president, I know it is not much, but you are less likely to be assassinated this way
since your prez now can we have a Georgie day?
One intern!!!!! You are the bestest blogger eva!
ROFL you need help! LOL
peace
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Joe is the First Boy Toy? awesome!!
Seriously, I am sooo glad the country is in good hands...I could go so many places with that line, but I won't.
I rarely literally laugh out loud, but I am totally LOLing over here!!! I so need an intern.
LOL! Good one!
And with the one you have, one is all you need. ;)
Hi again!
Thanks for the bloggy comment love! Yes, Twilight fan AND my daughter's name is Bella....a coincidence, lol!
Don't forget to come on back for more Bella adventures and stuff....and register for my cookbook giveaway!!!
I'm visiting from SITS! Loved your post...very funny! Feel free to stop by anytime and say hello. I always love meeting new people.
Well, if you mean that I'm in the next door twittering, then yeah, because if you became Pres, you know I'd get the hell out of Barnwell and Charleston and White House it too. I want to be in charge of the scheduling from now on, though.
I see you forgot to include the Twitter bowling tournament at 10AM in the private bowling alley. And, the Twitter Pinata (Kim Jung's head, today) smashing contest around 1PM just to vent frustrations.
Oh, and how could you forget golf cart tag on the south lawn at 3PM!!??
Fabulous - I'm feelin it!
Did you ever see the palinaspresident website during the campaign? Here's the link if you missed it: http://www.palinaspresident.us/never/index.html
BTW will you have your intern wear something black from the Gap?
I just spent over an HOUR on your blog. I must say you are funny and I certainly needed some good humor tonight. My teens and hubby are driving me nutty today so thanks.
Claudie from Canada
I follow your blog but somehow missed putting you on my blog list. That means I forget to check on certain blogs. I will not make this mistake again. Your blog always makes me laugh!!!
I'd so rather you be the president for the next four years!!
And, I really must get on twitter! I think I've been missing out!
Is it too late to vote for you???
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