Thursday, December 3, 2009
My recent tweets.
Think of them as *teeny tiny* blog posts.
Um, Tiger? You can marry the blondest, most Nordic-looking chick on the planet - but if you cheat, she will go ghetto on your ass.
8:45 PM December 3rd from Twhirl
Dear First Christmas Card To Arrive Person: All feelings of good cheer are negated by the fact that I now hate you.
4:30 PM December 3rd from Twhirl
My husband thinks the cleaning ladies are stealing his socks. Holding off on filing a report just yet.
3:05 PM December 2nd from Twhirl
9 year-old: "Ew. these grapes have nuts."
12:38 PM November 28th from Twhirl
Best part of Thanksgiving Parade? Big-headed pilgrims.
9:43 AM November 26th from Twhirl
New term from Twilight New Moon: "fursploded".
9:56 AM November 23rd from Twhirl
Just a pre-emptive strike: I'm over "Elfing Yourself."
10:25 AM November 13th from Twhirl
Here's a shocker: my husband has an idea of how I can thank him for serving in the Marines. (#veteransdayisnotaboutsex)
6:00 PM November 11th from Twhirl
Why isn't "beheaded" "de-headed"?
6:00 PM November 6th from Twhirl
Love watching the kids candy trade negotiations. it's like a NATO summit.
10:37 AM November 1st from Twhirl
My plan to not touch the Halloween candy is going really well since I haven't bought it yet.
9:36 AM October 30th from Twhirl
Going to start referring to my underwear as "unmentionables".
9:16 AM October 28th from Twhirl
Awesomely random: Just got an email that my blog is featured on Dog-Health-Problems.org.
6:33 PM October 27th from Twhirl
Latvian marketing co. admits to creating "meteor crater" to "boost interest" in the country. Get my travel agent on the phone.
4:21 PM October 26th from Twhirl
Me to 8 year-old: 'try these chick peas". Her: "No. They look like butts."
12:33 PM October 20th from Twhirl
Posted by HappyHourSue at 11:11 PM