My recent tweets.
Think of them as *teeny tiny* blog posts.
I do.
Um, Tiger? You can marry the blondest, most Nordic-looking chick on the planet - but if you cheat, she will go ghetto on your ass.
8:45 PM December 3rd from Twhirl
Dear First Christmas Card To Arrive Person: All feelings of good cheer are negated by the fact that I now hate you.
4:30 PM December 3rd from Twhirl
My husband thinks the cleaning ladies are stealing his socks. Holding off on filing a report just yet.
3:05 PM December 2nd from Twhirl
9 year-old: "Ew. these grapes have nuts."
12:38 PM November 28th from Twhirl
Best part of Thanksgiving Parade? Big-headed pilgrims.
9:43 AM November 26th from Twhirl
New term from Twilight New Moon: "fursploded".
9:56 AM November 23rd from Twhirl
Just a pre-emptive strike: I'm over "Elfing Yourself."
10:25 AM November 13th from Twhirl
Here's a shocker: my husband has an idea of how I can thank him for serving in the Marines. (#veteransdayisnotaboutsex)
6:00 PM November 11th from Twhirl
Why isn't "beheaded" "de-headed"?
6:00 PM November 6th from Twhirl
Love watching the kids candy trade negotiations. it's like a NATO summit.
10:37 AM November 1st from Twhirl
My plan to not touch the Halloween candy is going really well since I haven't bought it yet.
9:36 AM October 30th from Twhirl
Going to start referring to my underwear as "unmentionables".
9:16 AM October 28th from Twhirl
Awesomely random: Just got an email that my blog is featured on Dog-Health-Problems.org.
6:33 PM October 27th from Twhirl
Latvian marketing co. admits to creating "meteor crater" to "boost interest" in the country. Get my travel agent on the phone.
4:21 PM October 26th from Twhirl
Me to 8 year-old: 'try these chick peas". Her: "No. They look like butts."
12:33 PM October 20th from Twhirl
15 comments:
Great recap and your right twitter is easier and randomness is expected!
LMAO
Have the sock thieves been apprehended yet?
Your tweets are funnier than my blogs. I. Give. Up. No, not really. But I do wonder how you pack so much funny into such a short form. It's a gift. Embrace it.
still giggling,
♥Spot
LOL! Great tidbits.
Hilarious tweets! Especially the grape and chick pea ones! Haha! Your kids are cute.
muahahah
"fursploded" = AWESOME. Love it.
Piss me right off! I forgot to put on WATERPROOF mascara, and now I have raccoon (also spelled "racoon"--I Googled!) eyes from laughing/crying! You really better start saving some of these nuggets for your book! I mean it!
You are so funny, girl! Respect!
I have not seen New Moon yet. Please don't kick me out of the club. I'm waiting until my daughter gets here for Christmas, then we're going together.
Chick peas look like butts. HA.
This I can handle. I think I should just replace my blog entirely with my twitter feed.
Genius.
Excellent tweets.... I remembers seeing some of them, but am glad to get the best collated and set before me.
And thanks to Marinka, who tweeted the link to your post. ;)
These are hilarious! My favorite is the veterns day tweet...
How do I manage to miss these AWESOME tweets.
did you ever solve the sock-mystery? Maybe the latvians stole it to use in their fake meteor crater...
Well I assent to but I about the list inform should have more info then it has.
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