Jesus: Wazaaaaaaaaap.
Me: !! GOD you scare me when you do that.
Jesus: Language.
Me: Sorry.
Jesus: So. I saw Santa's 'Naughty List'...
Me: What? Where?
Jesus: Office party.
Me: So? - he doesn't keep track of adults.
Jesus: Actually he does, and tells me.
Me: Awesome.
Jesus: (gets out file) Shall we?
Me: I'm kinda busy. I was just going to write Christmas cards.
Jesus: No you weren't. You were going to watch VH1's Sex Rehab.
Me: WHILE I was cleaning the kitchen.
Jesus: L.O.L.
Me: You can't say "L.O.L" You can only write it.
Jesus: (opens file)....OK. Same stuff as last time...."language"..... "laziness"...... "lust"...... "lust:(inappropriate)".....care to explain that one?
Me: I.......... nope.
Jesus: "Trainer": How old.
Me: Twennnnnyyyy....eight?
Jesus: "Deli guy"
Me: I'm gonna say 21.
Jesus: "Taylor Lautner".
Me: Turning 18 in February.
Jesus: Do you see what I'm saying?
Me: I'm on it. Won't happen again.
Jesus: L.O.L.
29 comments:
There was a reason why I added you to my blogroll ... lol!!
Taylor Lautner is the same age as my son.
My kids are totally harshing my cougar-groove. Damn kids!
There's a name for boy's who have sex with older women when they are 17.
"Hero."
I can't wait for it to be February.
Hilarious!
OMG! Sue...I heard there is a cougar cruise...um, we NEED to look into that!
Shouldn't the Lord be saying "FOL"
Forgive out Loud
or was he saying Lust out Loud?
ok that was hilarious!
HA!!!! Thanks for making me spit coffee on my computer screen- it was worth it.
LOL. I believe that Jesus thinks that was funny too.
Cracked me up. All I know is you're having way more fun than I am!
Pssshh. Whatevs, Jesus. Such a Debbie Downer.
who knew?! At least you are keeping it real!!! Spose someone needs to teach them boys...might as well be you!
I'm really happy Jesus doesn't just drop by like that at my house. That would be awkward. What's the penalty for sassing Jesus??
And by the way Jesus, it's okay to look as long as you don't touch. Duh.
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HA!!! Love it when Jesus checks in!!
Ok this was hilarious. Im new to your blog and am so glad Im now following!
fabulous!
I just SO dig your blog. =)
Jesus is the reason for the season! Love your blog, sistah. L.O.L.
I think have that jesus photo on a mass card!
Very funny.
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Thoroughly enjoyed, thanks!
When did being a cougar become a bad thing. All you want to do is witness to them, right?
Hilarious!!
I truly appreciate your candid converstations with jesus. They make me LOL! BTW, I actually saw an "LOL" belt buckle in the tween section of Wally World the other day! huh? What up?
Hahaha too funny :)
Dude, how great is Dr. Drew? I LOVE that show! Great post...makes me want some fresh meat!
Okkaaaay, you are about my new favorite blogger. This has just solidified why you may be funnier than Dooce...
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