Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Thoughts On Tiger By Request


















So I've gotten a few emails from readers saying "Aren't you going to comment on Tiger Woods?"

And the answer is, I think I covered all my thoughts on Tiger in my latest Twitter posts:


Um, Tiger? You can marry the blondest, most Nordic-looking chick on the planet - but if you cheat, she will go ghetto on your ass.
4:17 PM December 3rd from Twhirl


LMAO Tiger's latest ho to come out of the woodwork starred in a porno called "O.M.G. Stop Tickling me". Dude, you are screwed.
8:26 PM December 7th from Twhirl


Tiger mistress #11 has surfaced! This is more fun than an advent calendar!
5:15 PM December 8th from Twhirl


Gatorade drops Tiger. I'm guessing it's because of their "Is It In You?" slogan.
7:04 PM December 8th from Twhirl



Thank you very much. I'll be here all week. Try the veal.

19 comments:

Lipstick said...

I love it Happy Hour Sue....gotta say my fave is number 1.
Who knew Tiger was such a...well, Tiger?

Marybeth Poppins said...

More fun than an advent calendar...hahahaha

Bad Christy said...

Gatorade drops Tiger. I'm guessing it's because of their "Is It In You?" slogan.

Okay, that's some funny sh*t right there!

I heart you Sue!

Loukia said...

Forget Tiger, I want more RPatz posts! ;)

Casey said...

Couldn't have said it better myself!

Frau said...

great tweets on Tiger the man whore!

choochoo said...

is it in you.... LMAO!

Ashlee said...

what are they calling tiger woods now??

Cheetah Woods.. HAHAH!!

okay..im done :) :)

miss. chief said...

"is it in you?" hahahaha that's awesome

Shelley said...

I'll bet Tiger is totally BG's hero.

Katie said...

Meow Tiger. http://noodleandboof.blogspot.com/2009/12/coffee-talk.html

Whimsy said...

I just snorted out loud in my deathly quiet office. I totally blew my cover of "working very hard". It was totally worth it!

I think Shelley is right, Tiger MUST be BG's hero. It would be interesting to hear his perspective. LMAO

Swirl Girl said...

I think I left an reply to your first one with "with a 9 Iron" and should add "or a wood".

Dezzy Lou Where Are You said...

gave you a wee award over on my blog =)

Jade said...

Cracking up over the "more fun than an advent calendar!"

debra said...

Too funny!

Keyona said...

LOL! I guess he took Gatorade's slogan literally! LOL!

♥ Kathy said...

LMAO!!

Tenakim said...

These are great. I've missed Twitter during the scandal since I've been busy with Christmas shit- why couldn't Tiger have timed this after the holiday- DICK HEAD.