Monday, December 14, 2009
(Editor's Note: I was 98% sure "shanked" was the right word so I Googled it. And while it does, in fact, mean 'stabbed in the jugular', it also means 'a family of wading birds'....so: bonus for you: you learned a new word.)
No. I'm not "ready".
The cards are not written, the outdoor lights are half up and, as of this writing, are staying that way in protest. The 3rd grade teacher is in danger of getting a "World's Best Teacher" mug. The garbage man better not look at me sideways between now and December 23rd because for reasons known only to him and the mafia, he insists on leaving my empty trash cans smack in the middle of my driveway.
OK. Now I want take a bitching break and say "How much do I love THIS dude from Charlie Brown:
'So freaking much', is the answer.
Back to our regularly scheduled program......
Can we talk about how no one's allowed to say "Christmas" anymore? Only "Holiday".....and now even that's too discriminatory against agnostics, apparently, so THIS is the decorations from the town next door to mine NO LIE:
Really? ? ?
Why don't we just change Valentines Day to "Heart Day" so we don't offend "Relationship-Challenged-Americans"???????????
I know. My Xanax is not working.
I better be good so Santa brings me a good present..
Posted by HappyHourSue at 5:52 PM