Monday, November 30, 2009

My Bad, I've Been Bloated.

Sorry about the whole "not posting" thing.

Between hosting Thanksgiving and seeing New Moon 4 times I've been wicked busy.

You know, working leftover stuffing into every meal and jumping in on heated online discussions as to why Robert Pattinson's left nipple is bigger than his right.

The good news is, my husband has agreed to see the movie with me to "see who this Taylor Lautner is".











The bad news is, he's gonna figure out that he's 17. Cougar fail.

Speaking of, here's something disturbing in a genius kinda way: My 9 year old created THIS using Photobooth on my computer:















I'm pretty sure this is where I should be sitting her down for some sort of talk, but really I'm just kind of in awe of her skillz and artistic vision.

What else did you miss....

Oh: In case you were wondering if the brain of the Giant Schnauzer corresponds to his massive size?

We took this shot AS the National Dog Show was on TV Thanksgiving morning:






so.....No.

No, it does not.

And yes, that is a garbage can lid.

23 comments:

Eyeglasses & Endzones said...

Bloating because of too much popcorn? 4 times has GOT to be a record...keep going, call Guiness (world records not the beer) and maybe you will be published in that sweet book as the biggest VAMP fan!!! ;)

Bad Christy said...

I have to know. Am I the only one that audibly gasped when Taylor pulled his shirt off? I also did what could only be called a 'Southern Belle swoon'. I felt myself go all hot & flushed then light-headed. It was quickly followed by a "Oh My!" and the sudden realization I had said it out loud.

Please tell me I wasn't the only one.

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Steam Me Up, Kid said...

I noticed the nipple too. There were a few gasps and giggles in the theater, it was an uncomfortable moment. Maybe he's been doing that suction-cup therapy thing that Gwenyth used to do. On his...nipple? To cleanse him of all the...nipple toxins? I'm trying, Robert. I'm trying.

Jen said...

I'm so glad you posted the link to the "NippleGate" controversy. I had no idea what you were talking about. Now I get it. And it looks like a scar to me. I wonder if there are going to be some deleted scenes on the dvd from his time without Bella. They must have had a reason for that giving him that scar and the ripped shirt right in that spot. Can't wait to see where he got it!!

I'm in awe of your daughter's skills too! She needs to come over and teach me a thing or two! I want a pic of me kissing Ryan Gosling! :)

Lisa-licious said...

I thought your dog had donned some sort of canine messenger bag. Looked kind of stylin'!

I am, sadly, only on my first viewing of NM...and my car is now in the shop to repair the HUGE DENT incurred from being overly excited to see the flick, and backing into my friend's Beamer. She is, thankfully, still my friend, but bewildered by the whole "Team Edward" thing.

Now I am going to have to Google RPattz nipples. I can just imagine my husbands face if he checks my search history...LOL!

Frau said...

Your daughter is a smart girl good think it was Jacob and not Edward god only know what you would do.

Owens Family Adventures said...

I will not tell you how many times I've seen New Moon....no...you cannot make me!!! sigh, okay. 4. Yes. 4. And every time Taylor takes his shirt off for the first time all the ladies in the audience sqeeeee. No!! I am not one of them!!! sigh. Okay. I am.
heeheehee Have fun!
dawn

Suburban Hooker said...

It's ok to be busy with Nipplgate, multiple viewings and Thanksgiving. These things happen. Your daughter's skillz will serve you well one day I suspect. Maybe you can just replace her pic with yours?? Your dog is smarter than you think...it's not easy to create a breast plate without opposable thumbs...or hands!!

Loukia said...

Have you really seen it 4 times already? I just saw it again last night for the second time... and I have to say... I loved it just as much as the first time! Maybe even more. And I know I won't be able to go see it a third time without probably making my husband want to divorce me, so I'll have to wait for the DVD. Wah... I love Edward and Jacob. They are beautiful. I so want to be Bella, just for one day. Sigh... ;)

Denise @ Sunflowers, Chocolate and Little Boys said...

I saw NM on sunday and cant wait for the DVD. By then I can lust after Taylor without feeling so skeevy about his age. Ok, maybe I still will feel skeevy b/c my oldest son is older than him. Awkward!

Spot said...

So when the hell is Taylor's birthday?? I mean, are we quibbling over a few months here? And when he does turn 18 is some magic thing going to happen. I don't see why we can't just appreciate his form. He doesn't look like any 17 year old I know. Well okay...once my daughter dated this guy who's now a marine and he absolutely looked like that at seventeen. I heard lots of audible gasps when he walked into a room too. Anyway...yes I gasped in the theatre and I'm not going to feel bad or pervy about it. So there. 4 times? Really?

♥Spot

PS- my 13 year old niece leaned over during the movie and was like "what the heck is wrong with Edward's nipple?? ewww..."

Miss Yvonne said...

Admit it...you asked her to show you how to put your face in that pic, right?

kys said...

I didn't even notice his nipple. Now I have to see The Movie again. Thanks!

Merrie said...

LOL at the dog. That is great.

I know my husband will watch New moon once it's out of video, but I love that yours will go now.

Still laughing at...
Nipplegate (which I couldn't open at work because our filter is calling it "porn")
and
Cougar Fail.
HAHAHA
I just loves you Sue.

Petra a.k.a The Wise (*Young*) Mommy said...

Oh that picture is just lovely. Like I said to my husband, he will be 18 someday and then it won't matter...

robiewankenobie said...

lessie. twice the first day. once the second...oh, and then i waited until date night. i took two days off though, so i'm obviously not obsessed. also? i am waiting to see it again...i've got to do the twilight/midnight sun/new moon reread first, and i've got some mittens to knit in there, too. so, i'm thinking christmas.

i may have told the ladies to settle down, 'cause the boy ain't legal in the movie theatre, 'cause dayumn, it's hard to think straight in the midst of those abs.

Former Fat Chick said...

um, at least you have daughters...Taylor Laughtner is the EXACT same age as my youngest son! Every time I see him on TV shirt less I yell out " IT'S SO WROOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!!"

♥ Kathy said...

LMAO the dog has got to be my favorite!

Mrs Soup said...

Oh man, LOVE the Schnauzer! We have a mini, but I would love to have a Giant. They are so sweet!

3 Peanuts said...

Glad you are back...I missed your wit. I often make my hubby read your posts and we laugh together. You are kinda like our marriage coach....you get us to laugh together:)

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