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OK, first up: "Funny Things Husbands Do".
Yeah. That's the kitchen TV remote velcroed to the TV.
So when we want to turn on the TV from across the room, we have to walk all the way over to it, remove the remote from its handy holster, then use it.
I'm just sayin'. It's called a "remote" for a reason.
Do we not have any OTHER photos of Kalid Sheik Mohammed ?
I call this one "Manscape 911".
In national news, I just read on Fox News that a guy who claimed to be a ninja impaled himself on a fence. Quote:
"Police spokeswoman Renee Witt wrote in a department Web site posting that officers thought the man might have been involved in a reported assault, but he insisted he was just a ninja trying to clear a 4- to 5-foot-tall fence.
Witt says the man was "overconfident in his abilities," and that alcohol likely played a role."
Finally, I need to address this whole Levi Johnston posing for Playgirl brou-ha-ha.
"He's going totally nude" "Now he's not" "Now he is".
For the love of Ray J, WHO THE CRAP CARES ABOUT LEVI JOHNSTON.
Bristol Palin-humpin', chubby cheek-havin', townie sellout tool.
And then it started to bug me: Who does he remind me of?
"That's whack, yo."