and I was even going to photoshop her hanging out with E-man, enjoying some SeaRay Living.
"Who wants a brewski"
but I got all kinds of distracted when I came upon THIS:
Dude.
DUDE.
I understand I'm obviously a little late to the party here.
But THAT is not right.
Dakota Fanning could fit in there.
It's like an alien space boob that's going to take over the world.
See? I did Photoshop after all.
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I saw this last week too and couldnt. stop. staring.
I still want to see her hanging out with E-man!!!
~Rachel
You want something you can't unsee? http://thesuperficial.com/2010/01/donatella_versace_topless.php
I literally threw up in my mouth a little bit. I may never, EVER eat again. Ever.
Where did the stretch marks go??? Really???
Eyebleach, please.
Delurking just to say: That cover is so full of it! No way she didn't have serious surgery.
I know! Green is so obviously not her color!
Having 8 babies at a time is like having a litter...that's too weird. And her stomach...repulsive.
I'm off to gouge my eyes out now. Thanks.
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It cracks me up that she publicly maintains she's NEVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY.
Uh-huhhh ....
I am so jealous of her. I had one kid 2 1/2 years ago...and yes, the weight is still thre and probably then some!@ I just need someone to hate on to make myself feel better. She works.
Everytime I see her ginormous belly I wanna puke a little. I am not saying that my baby bellies were hot, but let me tell ya ... You won't evah see my preggo gut posted in a magazine for the world to see! Eww.
that made me feel a little sick!
Thank God there is only one child in my stomach right now. Maybe I should confirm that to be safe...
Ugh anyone who believes this shiznit is obviously in need of as much counseling she is. That ... thing boob thing... to skinny minny up there? I think not.
Not gonna lie...that woman is just not right on so many levels!!
~WM
Yeah, talk about effed up. That's just all kinds of wrong. And how in the world did it EVER go back to looking halfway normal?? I don't get it.
Riiiiiight. She didn't have surgery to get rid of 30 pounds of saggy, strechty skin and I'm still 110 pounds just like I was in 10th grade.
i just lost my breakfast.
When I saw that picture, I felt my face jerk uncontrollably into many ugly contortions. My face may never be normal again.
She certainly had a glow about her when she was pregnant. Like in ET. Or Aliens.
Never had plastic surgery...what happened to all those stretch marks?! I only has two single births, and I look like a freakin road map!
What you can't see in that frontal photo is the yards of extra skin tied up with twine just below her shoulder blades.
wow, definitely gonna wanna do a c section for that girl. DUDE.
whoa!! how did they get rid of all those stretch marks?? i want the name of her plastic surgeon.
Octo-EMAN!!! We are demanding it!!!!
(You are bra-zilliant. You milked two posts out of one alien octomom. And yes, PUNS INTENDED!!! ewwww.)
O.M.G. I had never seen this when she was famous. YUCK.
That belly is just 2 cups of crazy! That's all there is to it.
It's like a awful car crash on the freeway, you just have to look.
okay... honestly...
EIGHT BABIES in ONE BELLY! I mean,
She looks DAMN GOOD in my opinion. I've seen WORSE Stomachs on Pregnant Bellies with just ONE child inside...
BUT
to me.. THE REAL STORY is OCTOMOM's BODY just 9 Months Later!!!
She looks INCREDIBLE!!!! OMG!!!
I feel like I need to go run 5 miles now....
i can't decide which photo is worse...before (babies inside) or after (babies outside)
either way, she has eight more babies she doesn't need.
Wow, CRAZY. . Kate Gosselin has nothing on her!
x,
Paula
www.adhocmom.com
Forget Dakota Fanning...I could fit in that womb.
Double DAMN!
Charm City, you warned us, but I looked anyway. Jeebus.
"Dakota Fanning can fit in there." Hilarious!
I'm with Racheal - I wanna see her hanging out with E-man, too! AND you could fix the space boob, so that we can see Dakota Fanning in there. You know, like one of those this-is-your-baby-at-so-and-so-months medical picture thingies. That'd be cool.
Check the belly button. The belly button always looks a little wanky after stomach surgery.
Octomom and the E-man...I smell a reality show!
Ok. How is she even standing? And..how did her skin not explode, not to mention her uterus. (sorry I mentioned her uterus)
No plastic surgery, BS. I've had two kids and need plastic surgery.
Dude,
I think we need a BG - E-man series.
Had to G Dakota Fanning - LLLOL
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Bless her heart.
Now my eyes need to be washed out with bleach. blech. That woman was awful BEFORE I saw that!
Speaking of "unsee"...Did you just see Joe Jonas on the Grammy's? I think he was trying to channel Clark Kent or something...
I fucking hate the Octomom and I hate that she's gotten her wish of becoming "famous" as a result of having way too many kids.
That said, why oh why did you have to put up those pics of her pregnant? I've been trying to cleanse my eyeballs since I first saw them.
Yikes! Ok, that's just WRONG!!!!
i can't tell you how much this is my favorite THING EVER!
i had my twins when she had her octs and REALLY LADY?? COULDN'T YOU HAVE WAITED ANOTHER MONTH SO THAT I WOULDN'T BE COMPARED TO YOU?? CAN'T I HAVE MY DAY IN THE SUN??
and then i realized that no, she couldn't wait.
another second.
After seeing that woman "with litter", I had to call the "Men In Black" over. Told them to bring their "Mind Erasing Pen Thingy". Yep, that's what I called it.
My eyes hurt. A lot.
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