It's time for Twitter recap because A) You guys need to know what I'm tweeting and B) I don't have a blog post idea.
For anyone STILL saying WTF is Twitter, there's a tutorial at the end from the awesome explainers at "In Plain English".
This just in: John Edwards IS father of lovechild. In other news: World not flat.
9:30 AM Jan 20th from Twhirl
9 y.o. has pantyliner wrapped around her thumb to help stop sucking it. "There's a whole box of these bandages under the sink."
7:01 PM Jan 19th from Twhirl
"and they smell really good."
7:02 PM Jan 19th from Twhirl
I can't hold my tongue any longer. I don't think "Pants on the Ground" is THAT funny.
10:06 PM Jan 17th from Twhirl
Great. Husband just walked in and my computer screen was on "Channing Tatum's Penis Scalded in Accident."
1:08 PM Jan 16th from Twhirl
Vanity Fair has sweaty shirtless Tiger Woods on cover. Still pass.
3:23 PM Jan 10th from Twhirl
Am I the only one who doesn't give a flying f*ck about Jay Leno and his time slots?
2:33 Jan 10th from Twhirl
Is Cupid a baby or a midget?
5:51 PM Jan 8th from Twhirl
No, Kidz Bop, you may not "Sing the Beatles".
6:30 Dec 28th from Twhirl
Just called my dog a 'dickwad'. That's not cool.
5:06 PM Dec 22nd from Twhirl
Altho in my defense, he was being a total dickwad.
5:07 PM Dec 22nd from Twhirl
Too awesome to make up: Just found out my daughter's bus driver's name is Mr. Horn
3:28 PM Dec 22nd from Twhirl
Toaster's broken. Gotta get this over to Sesame Street.
12:24 PM Dec 20th from Twhirl
Just because the Cheetah Girls aren't related doesn't mean they're not sistahs.
5:33 PM Dec 18th from Twhirl
Dear Naked Lady putting on makeup at the Y: Really?
8:03 PM Dec 17th from Twhirl
You know what blows? No matter how hard you slam the phone down, all the other person hears is *click*
4:52 PM Dec 8th from Twhirl
UGH. "The 12 Days of Christmas" is like the "99 Bottles of Beer On the Wall" of Christmas carols.
11:02 PM Dec 6th from Twhirl
9 year olds during basketball game: "COACH! COACH!" Coach: "What?" Them : "It's SNOWING!!!!"
3:43 PM Dec 5th from Twhirl
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