Monday, January 25, 2010

Some Things You Can't Un-See.

So originally this post was going to be about Octomom being on the cover of Star Magazine in a bikini.


















and I was even going to photoshop her hanging out with E-man, enjoying some SeaRay Living.


"Who wants a brewski"



but I got all kinds of distracted when I came upon THIS:



!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude.


DUDE.

I understand I'm obviously a little late to the party here.

But THAT is not right.

Dakota Fanning could fit in there.

It's like an alien space boob that's going to take over the world.




See? I did Photoshop after all.

49 comments:

Laurnie said...

I saw this last week too and couldnt. stop. staring.

Anonymous said...

I still want to see her hanging out with E-man!!!

~Rachel

Charm City Barfly said...

You want something you can't unsee? http://thesuperficial.com/2010/01/donatella_versace_topless.php


I literally threw up in my mouth a little bit. I may never, EVER eat again. Ever.

Susan said...

Where did the stretch marks go??? Really???

kelliebean said...

Eyebleach, please.

dirt2go said...

Delurking just to say: That cover is so full of it! No way she didn't have serious surgery.

Marinka said...

I know! Green is so obviously not her color!

Spot said...

Having 8 babies at a time is like having a litter...that's too weird. And her stomach...repulsive.

I'm off to gouge my eyes out now. Thanks.

♥Spot

Rita/Fighting Off Frumpy said...

It cracks me up that she publicly maintains she's NEVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY.

Uh-huhhh ....

So Not Mom-a-licious said...

I am so jealous of her. I had one kid 2 1/2 years ago...and yes, the weight is still thre and probably then some!@ I just need someone to hate on to make myself feel better. She works.

April said...

Everytime I see her ginormous belly I wanna puke a little. I am not saying that my baby bellies were hot, but let me tell ya ... You won't evah see my preggo gut posted in a magazine for the world to see! Eww.

Bama Girl in AZ said...

that made me feel a little sick!

Keyona said...

Thank God there is only one child in my stomach right now. Maybe I should confirm that to be safe...

Frau said...

Where the hell are her stretch marks???Bitch!

kristacular said...

Ugh anyone who believes this shiznit is obviously in need of as much counseling she is. That ... thing boob thing... to skinny minny up there? I think not.

Working Mommy said...

Not gonna lie...that woman is just not right on so many levels!!

~WM

foxy said...

Yeah, talk about effed up. That's just all kinds of wrong. And how in the world did it EVER go back to looking halfway normal?? I don't get it.

kate said...

Riiiiiight. She didn't have surgery to get rid of 30 pounds of saggy, strechty skin and I'm still 110 pounds just like I was in 10th grade.

A Real Housewife said...

i just lost my breakfast.

TheRixonFive said...

When I saw that picture, I felt my face jerk uncontrollably into many ugly contortions. My face may never be normal again.

Kurt said...

She certainly had a glow about her when she was pregnant. Like in ET. Or Aliens.

suzicate said...

Never had plastic surgery...what happened to all those stretch marks?! I only has two single births, and I look like a freakin road map!

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

What you can't see in that frontal photo is the yards of extra skin tied up with twine just below her shoulder blades.

Andrew Gerald Hales said...

wow, definitely gonna wanna do a c section for that girl. DUDE.

Stacey said...

whoa!! how did they get rid of all those stretch marks?? i want the name of her plastic surgeon.

McMommy said...

Octo-EMAN!!! We are demanding it!!!!

(You are bra-zilliant. You milked two posts out of one alien octomom. And yes, PUNS INTENDED!!! ewwww.)

AmyLK said...

O.M.G. I had never seen this when she was famous. YUCK.

The Mayor said...

That belly is just 2 cups of crazy! That's all there is to it.

It's like a awful car crash on the freeway, you just have to look.

spagirlgreene said...

okay... honestly...
EIGHT BABIES in ONE BELLY! I mean,
She looks DAMN GOOD in my opinion. I've seen WORSE Stomachs on Pregnant Bellies with just ONE child inside...
BUT
to me.. THE REAL STORY is OCTOMOM's BODY just 9 Months Later!!!
She looks INCREDIBLE!!!! OMG!!!
I feel like I need to go run 5 miles now....

Stephanie Meade Gresham said...

i can't decide which photo is worse...before (babies inside) or after (babies outside)

either way, she has eight more babies she doesn't need.

adhocmom said...

Wow, CRAZY. . Kate Gosselin has nothing on her!
x,
Paula
www.adhocmom.com

Sunday said...

Forget Dakota Fanning...I could fit in that womb.
Double DAMN!

Junk Drawer Kathy said...

Charm City, you warned us, but I looked anyway. Jeebus.

"Dakota Fanning can fit in there." Hilarious!

choochoo said...

I'm with Racheal - I wanna see her hanging out with E-man, too! AND you could fix the space boob, so that we can see Dakota Fanning in there. You know, like one of those this-is-your-baby-at-so-and-so-months medical picture thingies. That'd be cool.

Julia said...

Check the belly button. The belly button always looks a little wanky after stomach surgery.

Octomom and the E-man...I smell a reality show!

Julie said...

Ok. How is she even standing? And..how did her skin not explode, not to mention her uterus. (sorry I mentioned her uterus)

MommyMundy said...

No plastic surgery, BS. I've had two kids and need plastic surgery.

Loveable Loser said...

Dude,

I think we need a BG - E-man series.

Had to G Dakota Fanning - LLLOL

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Mel Spillman artwork said...

Bless her heart.

Terri said...

Now my eyes need to be washed out with bleach. blech. That woman was awful BEFORE I saw that!

Shannon said...

Speaking of "unsee"...Did you just see Joe Jonas on the Grammy's? I think he was trying to channel Clark Kent or something...

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Daddy Geek Boy said...

I fucking hate the Octomom and I hate that she's gotten her wish of becoming "famous" as a result of having way too many kids.

That said, why oh why did you have to put up those pics of her pregnant? I've been trying to cleanse my eyeballs since I first saw them.

suzannah said...

did it without surgery, my ass! her stomach was grotesque--that damage doesn't disappear in a year...or ever. ridic.

Aleta said...

Yikes! Ok, that's just WRONG!!!!

freckletree. said...

i can't tell you how much this is my favorite THING EVER!

i had my twins when she had her octs and REALLY LADY?? COULDN'T YOU HAVE WAITED ANOTHER MONTH SO THAT I WOULDN'T BE COMPARED TO YOU?? CAN'T I HAVE MY DAY IN THE SUN??

and then i realized that no, she couldn't wait.

another second.

Smart A$$ Mom said...

you're so fucked up for that.

Lisa-licious said...

After seeing that woman "with litter", I had to call the "Men In Black" over. Told them to bring their "Mind Erasing Pen Thingy". Yep, that's what I called it.

creative-type dad said...

My eyes hurt. A lot.