Tuesday, January 19, 2010

SeaRay Living


















So I'm going through the mail yesterday and for some inexplicable reason, we are still receiving "SeaRay Living" magazine.

We bought a boat 13 years ago.

We sold it 11 years ago.

We live in Pennsylvania now.

Anyways.   I glance at the cover as I'm sorting the mail and go to make my tea. But something's bugging me so I look closer.

















What the.

Look. I'm not gonna be gracing the pages of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition any time soon. But who decided THIS guy should be the cover boy?

So now "SeaRay Living" has me intrigued and I flip through the pages...






!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the crap.

It's an article about Random Cover Dude. And his SeaRay.

His name's Eric. But I'm guessing he goes by "E-man."

Likes to "hook up" his "bros" with some "brewskis" before they "kick it".

I would give anything to know what the name of the boat is.

My money's on "Chillaxin".


32 comments:

Abby Johns said...

Oh, it gets better.

A simple Google search revealed that E-man has a Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/people/Eric-Mundy/1321164384). And it looks to me like he is rather proud of his spread in SeaRay Living Magazine, because I think he is on his SeaRay in his profile pic.

A Real Housewife said...

or Duuuuuude!

AmyLK said...

How about Ez All Mine?

Anonymous said...

He's douchetastic!

Lindy said...

If I were him I wouldn't be so proud - the other two guys on the cover have ladies by their sides - he's all by his lonesome.

Poor E-man. :(

Frau said...

E-man needs to do some situps....all I'm saying is I want to see some untouchable abs and some pecks!

Candice said...

SeaRay living?

That's the best name they could come up with for a magazine?

Mandy said...

Hahaha this post was fantastic...definitely needed a laugh!

Ashley @ KiwisandCocktails said...

I would guess the "magazine" is on a strict budget.
He must have been a free "model" or maybe he even paid them?

martinidad said...

My guess is that he drinks grey goose:
http://www.douchebagslovegreygoose.com/

African American Mom said...

I am cracking up at this post and even more so at the comments!

Spot said...

So basically he gets drunk and then rides around on his boat?? That might be slightly illegal...

♥Spot

♥ Kathy said...

LOL

Miss Yvonne said...

Or maybe the name of his boat is "Allrightallrightallright".

Heather said...

Ahahaha! That's great!

Michelle said...

That is too funny!

Jen said...

I'd chillax with E-Man even if he isn't the brightest bulb in the pack.

SueMac said...

Oh, I love you! This is hilarious!

Allikaye's Mama said...

hehe! Who knew there was even a magazine like that! And I just want you to know that I felt famous after you commented on my blog!hehe!

Lipstick said...

kinda got a Billy Ray Cyrus / Redneck Yacht Club vibe goin' on...

Bama Girl in AZ said...

TOOOOOO FUNNY! I am totally going to look for him on FB!

Sunday said...

ROFL! That was hilarious.

Lisa-licious said...

I love this post!!!! E-man apparently takes time out between boat rides to get his teeth bleached...or does the sun do that? He should look into P90X for some ab-work, though...I'm gonna agree with your other commenter who said "free model". Good for you, E-man!

BossySkeezahs said...

H-O-T-T-I-E

Those swim trunks are what did me in, not gonna lie.

Wendy said...

oh, yes, have a few Millers and you too can float around by the shore after you've lost your keys in the ocean... duuuuuude.

Natali said...

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choochoo said...

sheeezus, he looks like a weird cross between a miami vice character and a bike cop. Hey, a new show concept! Woot!

secret agent woman said...

Here via Mid-Life Natalie.

He does look tickled pink with himself, doesn't he?

Julia said...

I thought SeaRay dude was Billy Ray Cyrus, which would not have made things any better.

Julie said...

His teeth are very white. They scare me.

Bethany said...

LOL...he's...interesting looking. off to check him out on FB!

lexylou said...

I don't know about you, but he kinda look's a lot like Kid Rock?!
Bahahahaha