So I'm going through the mail yesterday and for some inexplicable reason, we are still receiving "SeaRay Living" magazine.
We bought a boat 13 years ago.
We sold it 11 years ago.
We live in Pennsylvania now.
Anyways. I glance at the cover as I'm sorting the mail and go to make my tea. But something's bugging me so I look closer.
What the.
Look. I'm not gonna be gracing the pages of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition any time soon. But who decided THIS guy should be the cover boy?
So now "SeaRay Living" has me intrigued and I flip through the pages...
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What the crap.
It's an article about Random Cover Dude. And his SeaRay.
His name's Eric. But I'm guessing he goes by "E-man."
Likes to "hook up" his "bros" with some "brewskis" before they "kick it".
I would give anything to know what the name of the boat is.
My money's on "Chillaxin".
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Oh, it gets better.
A simple Google search revealed that E-man has a Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/people/Eric-Mundy/1321164384). And it looks to me like he is rather proud of his spread in SeaRay Living Magazine, because I think he is on his SeaRay in his profile pic.
or Duuuuuude!
How about Ez All Mine?
He's douchetastic!
If I were him I wouldn't be so proud - the other two guys on the cover have ladies by their sides - he's all by his lonesome.
Poor E-man. :(
E-man needs to do some situps....all I'm saying is I want to see some untouchable abs and some pecks!
SeaRay living?
That's the best name they could come up with for a magazine?
Hahaha this post was fantastic...definitely needed a laugh!
I would guess the "magazine" is on a strict budget.
He must have been a free "model" or maybe he even paid them?
My guess is that he drinks grey goose:
http://www.douchebagslovegreygoose.com/
I am cracking up at this post and even more so at the comments!
So basically he gets drunk and then rides around on his boat?? That might be slightly illegal...
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LOL
Or maybe the name of his boat is "Allrightallrightallright".
Ahahaha! That's great!
That is too funny!
I'd chillax with E-Man even if he isn't the brightest bulb in the pack.
Oh, I love you! This is hilarious!
hehe! Who knew there was even a magazine like that! And I just want you to know that I felt famous after you commented on my blog!hehe!
kinda got a Billy Ray Cyrus / Redneck Yacht Club vibe goin' on...
TOOOOOO FUNNY! I am totally going to look for him on FB!
ROFL! That was hilarious.
I love this post!!!! E-man apparently takes time out between boat rides to get his teeth bleached...or does the sun do that? He should look into P90X for some ab-work, though...I'm gonna agree with your other commenter who said "free model". Good for you, E-man!
H-O-T-T-I-E
Those swim trunks are what did me in, not gonna lie.
oh, yes, have a few Millers and you too can float around by the shore after you've lost your keys in the ocean... duuuuuude.
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sheeezus, he looks like a weird cross between a miami vice character and a bike cop. Hey, a new show concept! Woot!
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He does look tickled pink with himself, doesn't he?
I thought SeaRay dude was Billy Ray Cyrus, which would not have made things any better.
LOL...he's...interesting looking. off to check him out on FB!
I don't know about you, but he kinda look's a lot like Kid Rock?!
Bahahahaha
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