Saturday, January 9, 2010
I haven't blogged since Christmas Day.
This is where it would totally rock to say "I've been in Paraguay building houses with Habitat for Humanity."
But honestly I just have blog-block like you read about.
Here's some news, though: I did announce to my family yesterday that I'm "an Olympic Hopeful".
Technically, since the Winter trials are not final yet, I could still make the team.
My 12 year old wants to know what sport. I say, "Curling, obviously."
Tomorrow I plan to tell the drycleaner that I'm an Olympic Hopeful and see if I get a discount.
Here's something that is good for like 15 straight minutes of hilarity: Find a friend and take turns trying to get your eyebrows to do "the Worm".
Somewhere, Habitat for Humanity just put me on their "Do Not Hire" list.
Which is unfair because while I wouldn't be so much with the nailing and the spackling, I would be an awesome cruise-director and would have beer pong and dance-offs and Martini-of-the-Day and don't even try to tell me that introducing Paraguay to body shots and how to do The Soulja Boy is not as important as dumb houses.
Email me for references, Habitat for Humanity.
If i don't respond right away it's cuz I'm at curling practice.
UPDATE!!!!! how freakin awesome is this- sent in by "anonymous' just now:
Posted by HappyHourSue at 9:03 PM