BG: Yo. What happened to you, G?
AFE: What. I must find Bella.
BG: You used to be taller, yo. For realz.
AFE: That's Flat Edward.
I'm Action Figure Edward.
BG: My bad...my bad.
But don't be frontin', G... What 'action'.
AFE: I love passionately.
Protect fiercely.
Brood a lot.
BG: Chillax, son. I am here to hook a brotha up.
BG: Check it, Cuz: Bratz with benefits.
AFE: Tell Bella I'm playing golf.
AFE: Tell Bella I'm playing golf.
68 comments:
I love the "Bratz with benefits"--ROFLMAO...
i love the tell bella im playing golf. bahahahah
Damn that Edward...should have known he was just like all the others.
Bratz with Benefits-bwahaahaahaa!
I almost peed my pants! Too funny
lmfao
Hee hee, Tell Bella I am playing golf :D
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA.
<3 you
He may not hit bottom, but I bet he'll bang the shit out of the sides.
OmG ... that was brilliantly funny. Bratz with bennies. I love that!
HeHe nuf said
ha! "Tell Bella I'm playing golf...."
LMAO. See, AFE TOTALLY would've hooked up with Tanya. Virgin vampire. Pfth.
HAHA!
Damn, Edward! Same as every other man.
Any headboards get ruined? How are your pillows?
Freaking hilarious!
Love it! Bratz with Benefits!! That is great!
Hahahaha, hilarious!!! Thank you so much for the laugh this morning!
Bratz with benefits = Awesome.
AFE is "loving passionately" hardcore in that bathtub, yo.
Oh come on... Edward would never go for those Bratz skanks! ;>
HAHA! I was sitting in the office reading this and I laughed out loud!
HaHaHa. But aren't Barbies more compatible? With his size and all?
so clever. so clever. ;) thanks for the laugh this morning.
HILARIOUS! You are too good!
I love that one of the HO's is a MERMAID!
How 'bout a mermaid vampire? ha-ha
THAT made my day! So funny I had to call a girlfriend and check it out!
Oh. My. God.. I am crying I am laughing so hard! YOU ARE GENIUS!!
LOL - fantastic.
The hair! THE HAIR!!!!
Hilarious! You made my morning.
HaHa!
Now I know wht happened to all my daughter's Bratz after we sold them.
Blasphemer! I can't possibly bear to think of Edward as anything other than the 90 year old virgin. ha.
Bratz with Benefits! LOLOLOLOLOLOL
next time you take a picture of my bathtub ...I expect residuals .
I knew there was something wrong about that Cullen boy. Just couldn't put my finger on it.
He's a cheater, that's what it is. I hear the rumors about vampires, but it's that he's a cheater.
Bastard.
I am SO loving this right now...
:D
No way! That was the greatest! Totally pissing my pants funny!
Did he get a hole in one? You know since he was "golfing".
you are so twisted.
I am on my way to Target to get some action figures and stage shit, because really? This laundry can wait.
Now that sh*t is funny.
Your friends should send you a whole bunch of action figures and trick the MFer out.
Watch out encase a Lindsey, Paris or Britney doll gets thrown in the mix!
Lorne Michaels needs to see this...Tina Fey..HA!
Yo man Edward ain't gonna "hit that" mermaid...yo...
yeah, I dunno how to talk like that! funny post! yo...
Edward, I am seriously disappointed in you.
NICE EDWARD!!!!!!!! I knew you had a bad boy streak in you!! I like it.
I think that AFE looks more like Corey Feldman than Edward Cullen.
BTW just spent $100 on a Jonas Bros concert ticket for my kid. Not that you drool over Joe Jonas anymore.
I want an Edward doll, too!!!
Ooh that's naughty! Love it :)
It's nice that BG knows how to share so well.
Ah Man,
When I go golfing I do go golfing.
It is only action figues that have the life!
Mr Bill get cut out? He can come golfing with me.
Oh Edward...quit messin' with those prostitots...
Dude.
And they don't even have to get 'em out of their pants!
Not Edward, he's so loyal!! LOL!
Did you buy Edward simply for the Blogging benefits?
My husband tried to convince me to buy him at store the other day...WTF..?!?!?
Edward's naughty
Oh, that was priceless! Bratz with benefits! I've been missin' BG and now him and Edward together? How awesome would it be to have BG be a judge next season on American Idol!?!
Possibly your funniest post yet. Comic perfection. Thanks for your comments on my Meat Loaf post(my only 2, and they are BOTH from you!) . Tom and now, you (my blogger idol), are the only ones allowed to call me "Poofie". You ROCK!
Oh you CRACK me up! ANd I need it lately. i am stuck home with a 2 year old with MONO!
I was scanning my blogroll when I saw the title of this post and I immediately hopped over...Oh shit, that's funny! I don't kow whose hair is worse though, BG or AFE!
It's so unfair Happy Hour Sue, you have all the best toys.I am so out of the loop.You can buy Edward at the store?I'm just waiting for my husband to go out of town so I can tape up the Edward poster on my wall.
I just had to come back and say I've made "bratz with benefits" my new catchphrase. You are awesom!
Bratz with benefits...Bwahahaha!!! I knew Edward could be a slut if he really wanted to....Good job on that, Bathtub Gangsta!
When I went to tuck my girls in last night, they had all their Bratz and Barbie dolls all over the bed. I near dies laughing thinking of this post!
hahaha love it!! thanks so much for all the laughs
thank you so much, that just made my day!!!
ROTFLMAO - for realz!
Word.
If a vampire and a mermaid had a baby...
(and then Sarah's head exploded)
best laugh I've had all week!
Omg, this totally had me laughing out loud! Too funny!!
omg, i fell out of my chair laughing so hard :)
I'm so glad i found your blog, I love it!
and PS - I must disagree, I love cruisewear
AHAHAHAHA I am laughing so hard that I snorted... I don't like to admit that but this has made this Momma of three's (who secretly loved Edward and all Twilightness) day. Thank-you.
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