Miss Latreasa Goodman of Florida, called 911 three times on Tuesday because McDonalds ran out of McNuggets. I am so not making this up.
To quote Ms. Goodman, "This is an emergency." Word.
Here are a few other actual 911 "emergencies" on record:
How do I cook a turkey
Suspicious egg carton on the porch
Request to dispatch helicopter to retrieve son's turtle balloon
State park bathrooms need more toilet paper
Leaves in yard are too big
How many shots of tequila can i have and still drive?
The cocaine I bought is not good quality
Anyway. This is for you, Latreasa Goodman: I hear ya, sister.