Sunday, March 22, 2009

Bathtub Gangsta Meets Action Figure Edward Cullen

















BG: Yo. What happened to you, G?
AFE: What. I must find Bella.
BG: You used to be taller, yo. For realz.


















AFE: That's Flat Edward.
I'm Action Figure Edward.


















BG: My bad...my bad.
But don't be frontin', G... What 'action'.



















AFE: I love passionately.
Protect fiercely.
Brood a lot.


















BG: Chillax, son. I am here to hook a brotha up.



















BG: Check it, Cuz: Bratz with benefits.



















AFE: Tell Bella I'm playing golf.

71 comments:

Stampvamp said...

I love the "Bratz with benefits"--ROFLMAO...

WakeGrace said...

i love the tell bella im playing golf. bahahahah

Julie said...

Damn that Edward...should have known he was just like all the others.

tamilyn said...

Bratz with Benefits-bwahaahaahaa!

Sticky (not too) said...

I almost peed my pants! Too funny

ciara said...

lmfao

Laura said...

Hee hee, Tell Bella I am playing golf :D

C ♥ said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA.

<3 you

Mr Lady said...

He may not hit bottom, but I bet he'll bang the shit out of the sides.

SweetPeaSurry said...

OmG ... that was brilliantly funny. Bratz with bennies. I love that!

Cassie said...

HeHe nuf said

BabelBabe said...

ha! "Tell Bella I'm playing golf...."

Leigh (Modern Mommy) said...

LMAO. See, AFE TOTALLY would've hooked up with Tanya. Virgin vampire. Pfth.

Mrs. Newlywed said...

HAHA!

Damn, Edward! Same as every other man.

michelle said...

Any headboards get ruined? How are your pillows?

Krystyn said...

Freaking hilarious!

Sarah said...

Love it! Bratz with Benefits!! That is great!

Tara said...

Hahahaha, hilarious!!! Thank you so much for the laugh this morning!

Miss Yvonne said...

Bratz with benefits = Awesome.

AFE is "loving passionately" hardcore in that bathtub, yo.

foxy gal said...

Oh come on... Edward would never go for those Bratz skanks! ;>

♥ Kathy said...

ROTFLMAO

Ms. Attitude said...

HAHA! I was sitting in the office reading this and I laughed out loud!

Prefers Her Fantasy Life said...

HaHaHa. But aren't Barbies more compatible? With his size and all?

Mrs. Gutierrez said...

so clever. so clever. ;) thanks for the laugh this morning.

Tiffany said...

HILARIOUS! You are too good!

Former Fat Chick said...

I love that one of the HO's is a MERMAID!
How 'bout a mermaid vampire? ha-ha

Bad Christy said...

THAT made my day! So funny I had to call a girlfriend and check it out!

Jessica said...

Oh. My. God.. I am crying I am laughing so hard! YOU ARE GENIUS!!

Eudae-Mamia said...

LOL - fantastic.

The hair! THE HAIR!!!!

Janet said...

Hilarious! You made my morning.

Christina said...

HaHa!

Now I know wht happened to all my daughter's Bratz after we sold them.

Lynn (Walking With Scissors) said...

Blasphemer! I can't possibly bear to think of Edward as anything other than the 90 year old virgin. ha.

Swirl Girl said...

Bratz with Benefits! LOLOLOLOLOLOL

next time you take a picture of my bathtub ...I expect residuals .

Mama Dawg said...

I knew there was something wrong about that Cullen boy. Just couldn't put my finger on it.

He's a cheater, that's what it is. I hear the rumors about vampires, but it's that he's a cheater.

Bastard.

Cathie said...

That shit is tooo freaking funny!!!! Bratz with benefits!

Dugout Daisy said...

I am SO loving this right now...

:D

So Not Mom-a-licious said...

No way! That was the greatest! Totally pissing my pants funny!

Did he get a hole in one? You know since he was "golfing".

Smart A$$ Mom said...

you are so twisted.

I am on my way to Target to get some action figures and stage shit, because really? This laundry can wait.

Anonymous said...

Now that sh*t is funny.

Your friends should send you a whole bunch of action figures and trick the MFer out.

Watch out encase a Lindsey, Paris or Britney doll gets thrown in the mix!

Lorne Michaels needs to see this...Tina Fey..HA!

Peggy said...

Yo man Edward ain't gonna "hit that" mermaid...yo...

yeah, I dunno how to talk like that! funny post! yo...

Jen said...

Edward, I am seriously disappointed in you.

McMommy said...

NICE EDWARD!!!!!!!! I knew you had a bad boy streak in you!! I like it.

Chris O said...

I think that AFE looks more like Corey Feldman than Edward Cullen.

BTW just spent $100 on a Jonas Bros concert ticket for my kid. Not that you drool over Joe Jonas anymore.

Jenni Jiggety said...

I want an Edward doll, too!!!

Noob Mommy said...

Ooh that's naughty! Love it :)

Gettysburg Mom said...

It's nice that BG knows how to share so well.

Loveable Loser said...

Ah Man,

When I go golfing I do go golfing.

It is only action figues that have the life!

Mr Bill get cut out? He can come golfing with me.

Dr. Mom said...

Oh Edward...quit messin' with those prostitots...

Colleen - Mommy Always Wins said...

Dude.

And they don't even have to get 'em out of their pants!

The Mom Jen said...

Not Edward, he's so loyal!! LOL!

The Nice One said...

Did you buy Edward simply for the Blogging benefits?
My husband tried to convince me to buy him at store the other day...WTF..?!?!?

Merrie said...

Edward's naughty

I Am Boymom said...

Oh, that was priceless! Bratz with benefits! I've been missin' BG and now him and Edward together? How awesome would it be to have BG be a judge next season on American Idol!?!

Lisa-licious said...

Possibly your funniest post yet. Comic perfection. Thanks for your comments on my Meat Loaf post(my only 2, and they are BOTH from you!) . Tom and now, you (my blogger idol), are the only ones allowed to call me "Poofie". You ROCK!

3 Peanuts said...

Oh you CRACK me up! ANd I need it lately. i am stuck home with a 2 year old with MONO!

Shannon said...

I was scanning my blogroll when I saw the title of this post and I immediately hopped over...Oh shit, that's funny! I don't kow whose hair is worse though, BG or AFE!

the Mayor said...

It's so unfair Happy Hour Sue, you have all the best toys.I am so out of the loop.You can buy Edward at the store?I'm just waiting for my husband to go out of town so I can tape up the Edward poster on my wall.

Deb on the Rocks said...

I just had to come back and say I've made "bratz with benefits" my new catchphrase. You are awesom!

Bee and Rose said...

Bratz with benefits...Bwahahaha!!! I knew Edward could be a slut if he really wanted to....Good job on that, Bathtub Gangsta!

michelle said...

When I went to tuck my girls in last night, they had all their Bratz and Barbie dolls all over the bed. I near dies laughing thinking of this post!

One Girl Interrupted said...

hahaha love it!! thanks so much for all the laughs

Anonymous said...

thank you so much, that just made my day!!!

Auds at Barking Mad said...

ROTFLMAO - for realz!

Word.

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

If a vampire and a mermaid had a baby...

(and then Sarah's head exploded)

Linda S said...

best laugh I've had all week!

Kimberly said...

Omg, this totally had me laughing out loud! Too funny!!

Natty said...

omg, i fell out of my chair laughing so hard :)
I'm so glad i found your blog, I love it!
and PS - I must disagree, I love cruisewear

lexylou said...

AHAHAHAHA I am laughing so hard that I snorted... I don't like to admit that but this has made this Momma of three's (who secretly loved Edward and all Twilightness) day. Thank-you.

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