In an interview for MTV, to air November 30th, she is quoted as saying:
"I sit there and look back and I'm like, 'I'm a smart person. What the hell was I thinking?'"
What was she thinking? Let's review:
"Lord, y'all. If Ahm gonna get to Burger King before they stop servin' them dee-lushus sausage sammiches, I got no time for bucklin' this here baby."
"Well what are y'all lookin' at- cain't a girl get her drink on - just cuz I'm a momma now don't mean I cain't Par-Taayyy- WHOA!!!!!
"Dang it- that'll be in the En-quirer.
Shoot, this baby gots one bobbly head.
Someone grab my cocktail."
"Ah am one sexy bitch. No you ain't.
Who said that? I want cheese fries."
"Venti 3-pump caramel mocha frappaccino with whip cream, my hot man, and my party hair. Ahm fixing to jump him lahk a chicken on a June bug."
"GimmeeeGimmeee.......Gimmeee and step, 2,3-whoa!sheeeesh......'sall fuzzy in here...wooops! uhhh..who's that chubby girl on the monitor? Gimmeee....wait, what?
Dang this stage is tilted......"
"Are we on a rocket ship? Peas are fun. I forgot to yodel today. Don't unbuckle my ski boots..Where's my turtle?"