Monday, October 13, 2008

What Britney Was Thinking

The AP reported today that Britney Spears has had some unexpected clarity regarding her behavior in the past 2 years.

In an interview for MTV, to air November 30th, she is quoted as saying:

"I sit there and look back and I'm like, 'I'm a smart person. What the hell was I thinking?'"

What was she thinking? Let's review:

"Lord, y'all. If Ahm gonna get to Burger King before they stop servin' them dee-lushus sausage sammiches, I got no time for bucklin' this here baby."



"Well what are y'all lookin' at- cain't a girl get her drink on - just cuz I'm a momma now don't mean I cain't Par-Taayyy- WHOA!!!!!
"Dang it- that'll be in the En-quirer. 
Shoot, this baby gots one bobbly head. 
Someone grab my cocktail."



"Ah am one sexy bitch. No you ain't. 
Who said that? I want cheese fries."



"Venti 3-pump caramel mocha frappaccino with whip cream, my hot man, and my party hair. Ahm fixing to jump him lahk a chicken on a June bug."


"GimmeeeGimmeee.......Gimmeee and step, 2,3-whoa!sheeeesh......'sall fuzzy in here...wooops! uhhh..who's that chubby girl on the monitor?  Gimmeee....wait, what?
Dang this stage is tilted......"



"Are we on a rocket ship? Peas are fun. I forgot to yodel today. Don't unbuckle my ski boots..Where's my turtle?"   

56 comments:

I am Barking Mad said...

LMAO!

OK now that I've laughed...I have something scary to admit. I just saw her new vid for "Womanizer" and I almost liked it. ALMOST. There's just something about her voice that makes me want to yell, "CLEAR YOUR DAMN THROAT ALREADY!"

Auds at Barking Mad!

Orion said...

that sounds like a minute inside my head...

yup.. all about Britney.

derfina said...

Yeah...You can take the girl out of Kentwood, but ya can't take the Kentwood outta the girl, so to speak!

The Mom said...

Stomach hurts from laughing!

Lisa@verybusymomwith4 said...

Wow--someone with more whacked thoughts than me...I never would have thought ;)

Cathy - wheresmydamnanswer said...

Obviously Britney was NOT thinking - Very Funny!!

Heinous said...

I would have never placed the whole Britney and thinking concepts together.

Ramblin' Red said...

bwahahahah.....

ali said...

Yes, she almost dropped her baby. BUT she didn't spill a drop of her drink!

Anna Lefler said...

Hey, Sue... I loved this post!

BTW, I'm linking to you tomorrow for the SITS blogathon...

WOO-HOO!

Have a great day...

XO Anna

Threeboys1mommy said...

Girlfriend! I can't wait till she turns in that Starbucks cup for a big clay jug o Moonshine with the XXX on the side. You know it's coming.

Jenny said...

Holy Crap..this is too funny!

BacktoBarnwell said...

Haha, looks like the Brit and I have more in common than I'd like to admit...Except these days, my thoughts revolve around blogger and twitter. What's next???! I know, I'll shave my hair...all of it...everywhere!

Blessings From Above said...

LMAO!!!!!

Linda S said...

that's hysterical! you could do a week of Britney and never run out of material!

The Golf Widow said...

And II thought I had no more laughs for Brit! Thanks for that, Monday just got better!

LuckyMe said...

I don't know what's scarier - the inside of Brit's head or the inside of your head. Funny, Sue!
PS. The dangling baby is a recurring nightmare of mine. Thank God it's never really happened to me. They have heavy heads, ya know?

Aleta said...

It's a shame she's from Louisiana. But I feel sorry for her. I think her problems go deeper than just the publicity of her youth.

jill jill bo bill said...

She makes all us moms look like winners! I often find myself saying, "well, at least I didn't give the paparazzi a crotch shot or wear a pink wig". It makes me feel better...

Wendy said...

LMAO - this is so funny.

Julie said...

Oh.

My.

Gawd.

Well, let's hope her clarity lasts longer than her time in between fender benders.

WayneJohn said...

hahahaha! Can't wait to see the new video. I used to like this chick, you know, to the point where I've told Jacq that if I run into her and have a chance to bang it out, I'd do it.

Not anymore...she's one scary chick now...

sassy stephanie said...

Ha ha. That last shot looks like she's peeking through dildos!

sassy stephanie said...

Dildoes. Dildos. Sheesh. How do you pluralize that?

Petra said...

I am ROFLMAO right now cuz I loves me some Britney jokes!

Jenn And The City said...

Awww, c'mon. Haven't you ever had those bad hair days where you nearly drop your baby and forget your panties? And I hate it when the spray-on tan is uneven.
Okay, I'm LMAO at this post. Good job.

Karen said...

Thank you very much! HI-larious!

scargosun said...

I KNOW! What is up with her? Are her handlers withholding food or something to make her say the right things.

Studio222 Photography said...

HaHaHa. At least she's trying to do better now. But boy she did give us a show for a while.

Ann Onymous said...

lol! you are evil. i like that in a blogger.

found you through amelia bedelia's blog, if you're wondering.

Patrice said...

LMAO!

finally some clarity... all these years we've been wondering what she's thinking! Leave it to Happy Hour Sue to have all the answers!

Lauren said...

OH LORDY!

McMommy said...

"Peas are fun."

HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!! BEST LINE YOU HAVE EVER WROTE!!!!!!! HA HA!!!! Love it!!

KD @ A Bit Squirrelly said...

Dude...I used to have her CD. I admit it. The worst part is that I was old enough to knwo better when I bought it.

Jenni Jiggety said...

Britney's Back, Ya'll!

I love her...I can't help myself.

jaime said...

LMAO!

that biotch has got a nice-ass body for what it's been thru.

not fair.

Brittany said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The last one made me tear up it was so fucking funny!

Miss Yvonne said...

Brit is right...peas ARE fun.

Lisa-licious said...

OMG! I forgot to yodel today, too!!! And where IS my turtle?!
Seriously, peas ARE fun! They make a great ice pack when they are all frozen in a plastic bag, they "squish" nicely, and just the word "peas" is SO cute when said by a toddler begging for something..."peas, mommy? Pretty peas?"
And, let's not forget one of my fave t-shirt slogans of all time,
"Visualize Whirled Peas".
Another rockin' post, blogger idol...glad you are back!

Aubrey said...

As I was reading, I was using my best, white trash, southern accent!

It's Britney bitch! LOL

Gettysburg Mom said...

Has she stopped chewing gum?! Because that's all I remember from the Matt Lauer interview. CHOMP CHOMP "We're just country." CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP

Jennifer said...

Yay, she's not the ideal role model, uh!? ;)

Loveable Loser said...

Leave Britney Aloooooone!!!
NOT
How Long before she implodes? Again!
There could be a Jenny Craig opportiunity in a few years on the third road to recovery.

Great Blogg.

Merrie said...

"Who said that? I want cheese fries."

Yup, that pretty much wrapped it up. I'm sorry I missed it on Saturday, but I'm sure youtube could share the love. I can only think of the last interview, with the short skirt and bubble gum snapping. Class. Act.

Beth said...

That is too hysterical!! You crack me up...sadly it's all true! :)

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

I'm laughing hysterically, but you probably can't hear me over everybody else's cackles!

Kimberly said...

Did you hear her lil ol 17 year old sister is preggers AGAIN. Somethin' about she didn't know she could get pregnant when she was breast feeding.

Holy uneducated shit kickers man.

The Nice One said...

Jamie Lynn is NOT pregnant again, is she? OMG.
Okay, that last one just about killed me. You're too freaking funny!

Emily said...

I think you've gotten this award like 35 million times, but I had to pass it on to you again. Such a great blog. The award is on mine. Thanks again for making me laugh!

nikkicrumpet said...

OH CRAP...I just woke up the neighbors with the hysterical donkey like braying that passes for my laugh. Nice...next thing you know the cops will be knocking...but it was worth it for the laughs!

Tiffany said...

Those fucking Spears girls are making us Louisiana people look bad. Damn them and all the voices in their heads!

Heather said...

If you haven't seen this yet, you ought to check it out:

http://gawker.com/5062456/britney-spears-recast-for-the-depression

My husband just played it for me, when he saw me looking at this post.

(The entire video is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mjonrqYtyY - Hubby is now watching this over on his computer and I must say I'm finding the cover quite catchy...)

Enjoy!

Heather said...

Does that mean I'm WT if I make a 10:22am mad dash to BK for a sausage biscuit?!

nicole said...

THIS WAS GOLD!!!
Hilarious!

*standing ovation*

-nik (proseandconverse)

Kristy said...

What a mess she was and probably still is! It's sad! I feel sorry for those kids!

Smart A$$ Mom said...

I am laughing my arse off at this.
And here is an eerily similar posting by me:

http://www.smartassmom.com/2007/08/britneys-inner-dialog.html