Gym: It's me.
Me: Oh... hey.
Gym: You've totally been avoiding me.
Me: What? No- I've just been really busy - you know start of school and everything -
Gym: Did I do something? I've been trying to give you your space, but...are we OK?
Me: Totally! Yep- actually I was going to come see you today -
Gym: It's the Blog, isn't it.
Me: (sigh) Look. I have certain needs...
Gym: I heard you're on Twitter, too.
Me: What are you, stalking me? Yeah, I'm on Twitter. They're just friends!
Gym: What the hell is going on with you? You used to come here every day after the bus - Step on Monday, Kickboxing Tuesday, Group Groove on Wednesday-
Me: "Group Groove". I gotta write a post about that.
Gym: I don't know you anymore.
Me: I have 1500 visitors a day and 900 followers on Twitter. They know me.
Gym: They don't know your ass is expanding.
Me: I'll be there tomorrow.