Thursday, September 18, 2008

Not Quite Hot Enough Calendar


(Henceforth, known as NQHE.)

So here's what happens when McMommy and I get nominated for Hottest Blogger Calendar and we don't win.

We don't take it well. We pout and we commiserate and we drink large quantities of wine.

We mourn the hotel room and the photo shoot and the blog material that could come from it.

Then we get serious. Serious about revenge vindication.

And suddenly, (miraculously), we think about YOU: You OTHER bloggers who weren't quite hot enough.

And we say: "With God as my witness, there shall be a Not Quite Hot Enough Calendar!"


And so there is. 


Because we rock like that.


So come on over and submit your bad self! We already have 3 YEARS worth of Not Quite Hot Enough bloggers posted!!!!


The Not Quite Hot Enough Calendar.  You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet.
(click the link to visit!)

33 comments:

Kelly said...

There you go...turning lemons into lemonade!! I can't wait to see the finished product!!

BTW, I'm here via Shannon's blog
I’m here as part of a meme challenge to find new blogs from your favorite blogs’ rolls. Yours is one of the blogs I chose! Come check out my post if you want to know what I’m talking about:

http://whoeversong.blogspot.com/2008/09/lets-go-make-some-friends.html

BusyDad said...

Shiz yo... If only I'd have known.

Caroline said...

You're hot enough! They were temporarily blinded by those huge boobs of yours and couldn't think clearly... You're calendar will rock!

ciara said...

lmao i'm in

Swirl Girl said...

I gotta take some pix of my hooters - but they are not as hot as yours are fo sho!

I voted for your girls...I mean you.

BacktoBarnwell said...

My video will be delivered in the morning...review it, and if not good enough, I can do a better one sober probably. Or at least not AS enebriated!

Lisa@verybusymomwith4 said...

I just saw this on McMommy. Off to check this out :)

Deb said...

Can I wear your blog t shirt when I pose? Can I? We are so hot enough, it is just that people don't realize our full potential. We're beta hot.

Hey, I've got a contest going on in Debland. It is right up your alley! Come play!

Linda S said...

This is hysterical...but I'm too busy running for "Least Likely to get Nominated for Anything" over at MOM DOT...I'll see what I can do...This might work...

Philly said...

Must find a sexy pic of myself. Oh darn, packed my bathing suit away for the winter.

#1

jill jill bo bill said...

Hey, you can count this loser in as well.

georgie said...

GREAT idea! I cant say i was amoung the LOSERS since I wasnt even nom'd i think that is worse!

Larissa said...

Hey! I wanna be a part of this... LOL There's a photo of me on my blog, but I have others... well, that is if I can take part. Heh.

Meg said...

Are photoshopped pix allowed?

Jen said...

that is so cool. I want to play. First I have to find a picture of me with no kids hanging on me. I think that I was hot, once?

oº˚ Queen Bee ˚ºo said...

I don't need a calender telling me I'm hot or not! LOL I know I'm one hot mama LOL -- gone to check it out!

Lauren said...

Now THERE'S a contest I know I can win!

Jennifer said...

Great idea! Though you might need a separate calendar for me: Not Even Close To Hot Enough To Be On A Calendar (NECTHETBOAC).

Julie said...

Ah, so many calendar girls...so few months!

The Nice One said...

What a fabulous idea!!!!

Athena said...

HELL YES! Thank you for avenging the NQHE peeps!

Aubrey said...

Now THAT is a great idea! You 2 are always thinking! LOL

Lemme dig thru some photos and try to find the.perfect.one.

* TONYA * said...

oh yeh, my bad self has been submitted.

I love it, you girls crack me up.

Lawer Mom said...

Ah the days when we were hot. I put my "hottest" photo on my blog. It was taken 20 pounds and eight years ago. When my mom and her friend read it for the first time, my mom said "WHO is THAT girl?" Mom's friend: "I don't know. She must have pulled some other woman's photo off of flickr." Sh-t! Even my own mother didn't recognize my former hotness. *&%$#)

JenniBeanV said...

I love this idea!

Heinous said...

That is great. I checked the pics and you're going to have to come up with more months for the year.

Ann said...

I need to get PhotoShop to make this work the way I want it too.
Time to go shopping then take part!

I've created my version of a blog award.
Come by and see!

Brittany said...

Brillz idea, the Hot Blogger Calendar is lame compared to this shit!

Mandy said...

I wish I could post some pic. My crappy scanner broke. Great timing.

Chris Wood said...

Let me get this clear ... you drank until you became hot enough?

I don't think you're supposed to use beer goggles on yourself.

Mind you, after about half a bottle of scotch I look like Johnny Depp, so I can't really criticise.

The Microblogologist said...

Hilarious! You two rock and I demand a recount, how could either of you lose the hot blogger contest?!

Karen

Kitty said...

A.) you are totally out of my league
B.) It was very sobering to realize I have only one even remotely sexy picture taken in the last 10 years and it was taken by accident by my three year old running around with an ipod while I was trying to take her picture in early sun (well kinda early, it was summer, I'm lax... I didn't get dressed yet)
C.) I'm gonna have to have a chat with Justin and seriously get my sexy back

in the meantime
I actually tried to post said picture and cannot figure out how.
please help...

Ann said...

OK, I picked up PhotoShop today. Time for some magic people!
(It's time for a Virtual Girls Night Out. Come on over!)