This is Dooce.
For those of you who don't know, Dooce is the über-blogger. The high priestess of the personal blog genre. Attendees of the BlogHer '08 conference were "too nervous to approach her" at cocktail hour.
So she gets millions (literally - millions) of hits a month and has 13,000 followers on Twitter.
And she has to close her comments at 700.
And she has corporate sponsors and 2 book deals.
And was written about in Glamour magazine.
And she was on the Today Show and is listed in Wikipedia.
And her husband was able to quit his job to help her run her blog empire, and subsequent plan to rule the world.
And she has the cheekbones of a supermodel, and looks like she should be in a movie with Hugh Grant about weddings.
Does she have...
Yeah. That's all I'm sayin'.