To continue my quest to invent more "Words That Should Be in the Dictionary But Aren't"..........I give you:
pewblurt (pyoo'-blurt) n.
A wrong word or phrase said out loud in church when everyone else is silent. Usually a result of confusing Catholic vs. Protestant "refrains" combined with unwarranted overconfidence.
shrinkspiracy (shrink-speer'-a-see) n.
The baffling mystery of clothes that used to fit fine, but "something happened to them in the dryer." Usually correlates to an overindulgence in Cool Ranch Doritos.
perpendicutot (pur-pen-dik'-u-tot) n.
Any small child who is physically incapable of sleeping vertically in a bed, mostly your bed, resulting in their feet or head digging into your ribs all night.
chiaberry (chee'-a-berry) n.
The strawberry that starts to grow grey fuzz and infects all the other berries in the box.
debeautiflate (dee-byoo'-ti-flate) v.
The process by which you start off an evening out looking primped and perfect, but by the time you get home and look in the mirror it's all wilted.
stallbuzz (stall'-buz) n.
The realization that you're drunk that only becomes clear when you use the rest room.
caraoke (car-ee-o'-kee) n.
Singing along to your car radio.
caraokabort (car-a-ok'-a-bort) v.
Abruptly halting your singing when another car pulls alongside you, usually punctuated by a faux-yawn or cough.