Be on alert every second, scanning a deep pool full of 50 or more young children of varying swimming abilities. Must be able to scan, assess and anticipate every possible situation and scenario. Full visual and mental focus on pool at all times.
Hormone-distracted teenage boy thinking about current girlfriend, Maddie, ex-girlfriend, Jessica who keeps texting him, future girlfriend, Missy, in hot bikini over by the snack shack, parents who will ground him when they find out about the beer missing from the fridge, decision about which party to go to tonight, and whether he has enough money to buy Grand Theft Auto IV.
The pool club would have to pony up a bit in hourly wage, but the MomGuard would be the BOMB.
Dude, check it: Red miraclesuit with swim skirt. Large brimmed straw hat. SPF 50.
"Hunter Peterson! You just ate lunch- Out of the pool!"
"Mackenzie Jacobs! Do you have sunscreen on???"
"Cole and Bradley Shipman - Stay away from each other!"
"Great dive, Kelly - Yes, I saw that!"
"Nicholas Matthews - go use the restroom!"
"Morgan Jeffries - jump out farther or you'll crack your skull open!"
Seriously - wouldn't you be able to relax more??????