We're back!!!!!! Turns out, the Hamptons are NOT whack. Our vacation was awesome - our weather was sunny all week...I tried to look up your weather, but "Blogosphere" isn't listed. Missed all you guys.
You would think East Hampton is no place for a Bathtub Gangsta. Lotsa yellow sweaters. Lotsa oversized muffins. Lotsa wide eyes when my "Play That Funky Music" ringtone went off at high volume in the gourmet deli. (BTW, lobster salad: $50/lb. Literally..... $50/lb.)
But guess who loved the beach.......
Check my mad boarding skillz, yo.
Yo - get me out, G.
Then we went window shopping downtown........
Fly crib. $4 Mil - how many bathtubs?
Tiffanys' all frontin' - talkin' bout 'no chains that small'.....
Ralph Lauren IS whack, yo. For realz.
And I shoulda known, back at the house,
Hot Tub Gangsta in the house. Playa's gotta roll with his shorties.