VACATION!!!!!!!!
Woo-hoo! Yes, BG is coming, but he's not happy about it. He wants to go to the Jersey Shore.
Hamptons are whack, yo.
Anyway - he'll settle down once we hit the road. Plus, I told him Diddy has a place out there and I notice he did pack his teeny white outfit for the White Party.
BUT. I just realized. What about my plants? Who's going to take care of my gorgeous plants?
My pride and joy.
you should have seen it when it was new.
I was told this was "Evergreen".
Yup. Plastic.
It's kind of amazing to me that my children look as good as they do.
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
53 comments:
Of course BG wants to hit the Jersey Shore. He would fit right in as he arrives in his low rider with the bass thumping.
Better bring some bling bling, BG....you'll need it in the Hamptons!
Have a great trip!
LOL! I can't wait to see BG's vacation photos.
Yea! I get to meet BG in the "flesh". Can't wait.
Better to bring BG with you--I would not leave him alone for the weekend with a house full of Bratz! No telling what might happen!
Have a fun trip!
yay!!! bg is my idol. cant wait 2 meet him in EH. cu there.
Ok, I didn't think I could laugh any harder but when I saw your beautiful plants...I think I have those same ones on my front porch!
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Enjoy your vaca!
Do BGs new Sharpie drawers double as swim trunks?
Don't tell BG I said so but he's so Stepford now.
And your plants look petter than some of mine....oh wait, I just have pots of dirt. Nothing else, just dirt.
Have great vacation and a fabulous 4th! I get to spend mine alone...no kids, no mom, no family gatherings, just seven more books and a twelve pack of beer. WOOHOO!!!
Couple more hours and I'll be on my way to my vacation. Happy 4th!!
I have some allegedly "evergreen" plants that look just like that! Lies, all lies!
Have fun in the sun!
Biting humor and ridiculously green thumb...we are sisters:)
I don't think it is legal being this funny...loving the BG series!
how have i not come across your blog until now?? giiirl you had me rollin...no not weed....okay so lets be friends, i am officially your personal blog stalker!!
sue's sister, back off he's all mine !!
#1
SHUT UP
BG has so much freaking fun. He is tiny...make sure he has a sufficent car seat. It can get mad crazy up in those Hamptons. Those rich folk dig getting their groove on. BG will fit right in. Damn him....I am so jealous.
Make sure he takes some GC...gansta condoms just in case...ya never know...that ho barbie may show up.
peace
#2
I've often wondered the same thing. If my kids were plants, they would have been long gone by now. Those are some sad plants, though.
Have a nice time on your vacation!
Have fun!
have a great trip!! can't wait to hear how it goes...have fun w/ BG too!
Can't WAIT to see the pics.
Love your plants by the way. They're prettier than mine.
Omg my plants look as good as yours!! Still in the container not planted, looking a little on the brown side, I love this. My mom buys them , I don't take care of them.(she works at a greenhouse)
Anyhoo, I am looking foward to seeing what the BG does on vaca.
Happy 4th!!!
Happy 4th!
I've heard of the Hamptons ... on TV ... it's a real place? ;)
Found you through SITS. I will be back! Your plants crack me up! They might actually do better with you gone!
Hello SitsTa! I have 6 of those crunchy plants in my FRONT YARD!! I seriously need to water them before it's too late. Loving your blog! So envious you are going on vacation...I haven't had one in 2 years. So I can live viariously thru the people who do vacations as I admire all of their pics! LOL
Happy 4th!!
I didn't think I'd ever see "Hamptons are whack, yo" ever in my entire life.
Have a blast and don't let BG get a hold of the Hampton's Barbie...you'll need your bail money!
Hope you have a great vacay...do you need me to come over and water? I have a bit of a green thumb, and I feel the need to rescue your poor little evergreen. congrats on being saucy...come by and see me some time.
Oh thats going to be great blog material..bg in the hoyte toyte Hamptons! Sweet..I can see it now..drinking some Cristal by the pool w/ some barbie ho's haha..hope you take plenty of pictures! Have fun!!
~Kisses!
hmmm - Hamptons or Jersey Shore? Hamptons? Jersey Shore?
Destin - my Jersey husband agrees!
Have some fun and I guess I need some plastic plants also.
Lookin' forward to BG's adventures in the Hamptons...maybe he'll change his name to Biff? "Biff is whack, yo!"
Oh Sue...you are one funny girl...I am so glad to actually "know" someone that vacations in the Hamptons...even though I am one of those "bloggy friends" that our real friends make fun of...yeah whatever...Have a great time. I'll take care of the fake plant for ya while you're gone....
The only house plants I have are in the succulent (cactus) family... they think it's perfectly natural to only be watered once a month! If that often...
You are HILARIOUS!!!! I love your blog and laughed so much that my stomach hurts. I cam over from SITS and I will be back again. Awesome, keep it coming.
Oooohhh, have fun on the vacation. So jealous. Congrats on the Saucy blog. BG seems very interesting. I will have to return and check up on him.
hey dead or not at least you have plants, I have a pile of empty pots in the shed. It's on my list though, best not do that job though before I go on vacation or they will end up looking like yours by the time I return.
Hope you and BG have a fab time on vaca. Looking forward to hearing about BG's adventures.
That's so funny! I actually watered my plants today because I felt bad for them.
Okay, let me get this straight...
You are headed to the East Hampton's for a vacation AND one day you got a whoppin' 88 comments?
Yeah, I'm kinda glad your plants are dead.
Oh well, here's thanking you for stopping by my place last week on SITS day. My measly, little, one horse, 36 comments, shack of a place...
I will not compare.
I will not compare.
I will not compare.
Have a great one!
Melissa at Stretch Marks
Hope you had a Happy 4th!! Can't wait to see the pics! ;)
Happy Vay-kay! I will live vicariously through you as I am stuck - at home - with my husband, my three kids, my puppy, my brother, 2 Russian nationals, one of whom is pregnant and due YESTERDAY and the other who doesn't speak a lick of English. Oh, and did I mention that I'm going to start my period any minute now??
Yippee-kai-yay....
I agree with Ali, it would appear that BG could not be trusted alone in the house.
I am a fellow black-thumb when it comes to plants. I used to worry I wouldn't be able to keep a child alive, but fortunately it's only plants who should fear my tending. Turns out I can water and feed my kid reliably. ;)
Enjoy the vacation, fellow saucy SITSta!
have a great time! how could you not with bg in tow?
oh...and i had to give you an award. you can see my blog for details!
So that's where Vanilla Ice has been hiding: your beach bag.
I can't wait to see pics of your vacation! Hope your plants survive. Especially the plastic one...it looks like it needs water!
I would love to see BG in a Mike Reno headband.
Do you think he could carry it off?
Saw you on SITS! Yeah, the plants at my house were resentful of our weekend getaway. Oh well--small price to pay!
You are taking a boy doll on vacay and I'm totally stoked about it! Something is weird about me. LOL!!
You rock sis, missed you!
very funny!
i am brand new to blogging and happened to stumble across your site. I absolutely love your sense of humor! Thanks for writing such amusing stuff
haha Those plants look like mine! We have one alive, and I don't know how or why it's still green. It's an amazing super plant! Have a great holiday in the Hamptons.
My question is: how did you get photographs of my plants?.. lol
I agree with Lydia. That is so wack.
Er... Whack?
that is what I meant....anyhow...it is whack you have photos of my plants!
Jersey Shore has it all over the Hamptons...but go ahead, be a snob.
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