Put on your Spanx and get yourself a spray tan because it's Awards Time! I don't mean "love your blog" awards (love getting them, suck at the re-gifting part). These are awards I made up with design skills bordering on breathtaking. First up: The "Cringies".
You know what I'm talkin' about: Any celebrity, photo or show that gives you the "douche-chills". (think presidential candidate boogying to their theme song).
OK! Recipient #1 :Mario Lopez.
Right hand to God, this is not photoshopped. It's from People magazine. 'Nuf said.
The next award goes to the duo of Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb on their new cringe-fest that is the "Fourth Hour" of The Today Show. I watch, but I can't watch, but I can't not watch. Mainly I'm concerned for Hoda becoming a douche-by-association.
And the last Cringy goes to Ann "I'm enthralled with you" Curry.
I've never seen anyone with the ability to make every interview virtually un-watchable. Please Ann, for love of humanity, stick to the news.
NOW comes the bloggy love:
I've created the "Blogging Purple Heart"
The Blogging Purple Heart shall go to any blogger who risks life, limb or dignity for the sake of entertaining their readers. I created this award with one person in mind: Tena from My Therapy. Tena has a hunky brick-layer working at her house named Hot Boy and she keeps trying to take pictures of him, telling him she's taking 'before' and 'after' shots of the patio. So he keeps trying to get out of her way. Which makes me die laughing every time I think about it. Go visit Tena - she is funny and she tells it like it is.
It's not easy sacrificing your dignity for your blog. I should know: I take photos of a gangsta doll at Stop n' Shop.