Why. Why is there a spaceship parked on my deck. Captain Kirk called: He wants his bridge back. Ladies, I know you're as flummoxed as I am, so men: I put it to you: WTF. Let me point something out in case anyone out there is coveting the jauntily angled "East Wing" and "West Wing" (no they won't go straight.) See those drawers? Know what's in them? A bag of fish food for the pond. The second drawer has the spare key to the house. Third drawer: empty. And the east wing houses the propane tank, which could easily fit in the center. Those holes at the top are supposed to hold "condiments" but currently they're a high-tech condo for bees.
But I can say this:
Average amount cooked per use with old grill:
4 burgers, 4 hotdogs.
Average amount cooked per use with über-grill:
4 burgers, 4 hotdogs.
Maybe if I position my lounge chair facing it, I'll get a tan in half the time.
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Dare I ask how much that sucker cost?
And fill us in when the spider colony takes over the third drawer.
OMG - that is a helluva grill. lol - BBQ tomorrow at your place? ;)
When you buy a grill like that, do they toss in a cow for free?
Jesus, would you hide that thing before my husband sees it? Sheesh!
Exactly what I was thinking, Mir.
If hubby saw that one I'm screwed....no new shoes for Momma....he'll want a new grill....and now that he saw THAT grill...no other grill will ever be good enough...you know that "old saying", Thou Shall Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Goods....well, we break that rule everyday.
See? size DOES matter. That's a freakin' beaut! Probably has about 2200 BTU's and 4sf. cookin surface w/rotisserie attachments and a side burnin, propane fueled, hickory smoker with 9 lb capacity, and I have no idea what I just said....
(still sweeeeet though)
LMAO. That is seriously hilarious. It's all about the size baby.
Wow! We just got rid of ours that was 1/8 of that size. We realized we enjoy the charcoal smell and taste much more.
You can cook a couple of turkeys on there easy. Try it out. I swear you'll love it.
wow! i don't even know what else to say...amazing. really
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