Britney, where are you?? We Beta moms are getting a little uncomfortable without our Fearless Leader in the spotlight: people are starting to focus on our Mommy-lameness. Are they changing you there in rehab? Don't let them, Britney! You don't need carseats - or shoes - just be You. Doesn't Jayden miss his sippy of orange Fanta? Come back to us - we won't comment on the British accent anymore - swear. So you like to get your drink on - who doesn't? Your "Purple Drank" has become all the rage in the clubs now. Know why? Classy, that's why. And be sure you tell Jamie Lynn what's up. You are a woman who has it all - make sure she follows your lead. C'mon - Taco Bell is open til 4am now...get out there and represent.
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*sigh* I haven't been keeping up on Britney like I used to. Must hit up Perez H.
What I really wanted to say though, about one of your past posts was - can I get in on that lunch with Josh? Now I sound like I'm in for a threesome. You go... away... far... leave Josh in car...
Imagine my surprise when I was reading this morning's paper and saw a headline, "Britney to Reprise 'Mother" Role"... I thought maybe she'd gotten your request... No, it was about a TV Show... Damn Misleading Headlines..
ROTFLMAO!
Great post! :)
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