Twitter Recap: Because It's Earth Week.

1. Might tell the dentist I can't make it tomorrow because of the ash cloud.3:58 PM Apr 18th via Twhirl
   
   
   
2. The definition of awkward: When you have a full conversation with an acquaintance in the grocery store then you see them in the next aisle.7:46 PM Apr 14th via Twhirl
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   Think I'm gonna have my kids start calling me 'Mummy".12:15 PM Apr 15th via Twhirl
   
   I know Justin Beiber is like the hottest thing in music right now? But I just want to make him a PB&J. With the crusts cut off.7:25 PM Apr 14th via Twhirl
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   Just notified that "Taylor Lautner is now following you on Twitter". Do I know it's not really him? yes. Did my heart jump anyway? yes.5:27 PM Apr 13th via Twhirl
   
   Why I love the new VH1 dating show "What Chilli Wants": Requirements: tall, handsome, great body, no more than 2 babymamas.1:03 PM Apr 12th via Twhirl
   
   No, you can't pay me in gum.2:57 PM Apr 9th via Twhirl
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   17 y.o. just informed me that Smart Water is the best kind because "Dude. it's from the clouds."8:18 AM Apr 8th via web
   
   
   
   
   
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   Teacher to 3rd graders taking standardized test today: 'If you're so nervous u need 2 throw up, do it away from 
   your test."8:05 PM Apr 7th via Twhirl
   
   
   
   
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   We felt the earthquake here in PA! No, we didn't. I'm just feeling left out.12:54 PM Apr 5th via Twhirl
   
   Day 11 of kids' spring vacation. Googling clocktowers in the area to bring my high-powered rifle to.7:02 PM Apr 4th via Twhirl
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   (telemarketer on caller ID) Me:"Tell 'em to bite me". 
   12 y.o.: "Bite me." (slams phone). Husband: 'Nice parenting."11:48 AM Apr 4th via Twhirl
   
   
   
   
   
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   My 12 year old says she's embarrassed that her new 
   phone still has a "mom ringtone". 11:56 AM Mar 20th via Twhirl
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
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    12 y.o: "Why do we have a foreign mailman?" Me: "He's not." Her: "Then why is his steering wheel on the wrong side."10:09 AM Mar 18th via Twhirl
    
    
    
    
    
    
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    9 year old: "I think our bus driver is blind. He wears those dark blind people sunglasses and never takes them off."6:42 PM Mar 17th via Twhirl
    
    
    
    
    
    
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    File under 'unintentinonally funny": Today's school lunch is "Sea Wonders".12:14 PM Mar 8th via Twhirl
    
    
    
    
    
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    If my husband doesn't want to drive important clients in a 
    car with black banana peels and congealed ice cream I need more of a heads up.3:50 PM Feb 25th via Twhirl
    
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