You know when you're telling someone about the weird dream you had last night and they go, "Then what happened?"
That's because no one CARES.
I know...... it seems super-fascinating and entertaining..... But to the rest of the planet? Not so much.
And kids are the worst.
"Mom!I forgot to tell you! I had a really weird DREAM last night!..
(oh dear god in heaven no.)
"You? and me? and Daddy? and the lunch lady? Were all on this boat? Except it wasn't really a boat - it was your car? And we were going to Jamaica? But I hadn't done my reading packet? And so Nick Jonas was gonna help me? But then he got a bloody nose so he had to go to the nurse? And then you were like, "I TOLD you that would happen!" and you got all mad at me? And you made us all eat soup? Except there were like sharks in the soup? So I didn't want to? So I told Daddy but it wasn't really Daddy it was the Wizards of Waverly Place dad? And then it turned into a waterpark? And Dumbledore was there? And he was the guy who's at the top of the waterslide? Except he kept putting fish down the slide? So I had to try to not squish them? Cuz if you did? You'd get an F?.....
...Mom? Are you listening?"
Makes my dream about Taylor Lautner and Paypal seem pretty boring.