Just got this emailed to me from my college roomate Deb.......
A first grade girl handed in the drawing below for a homework assignment....
After it was graded and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note: Dear Ms. Davis , I want to be very clear on my child's illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This drawing is of me selling a shovel. Mrs. Harrington |
22 comments:
Haha. I've seen that before. Not sure it's real though.
hahahahaha! That is great!!
I've seen that before and I don't care if it's real or not... it's awesome.
Ha ha! I have seen this before and I laugh every time!!
I just peed myself. I needed that. :)
I'm with Nuke Girl - real or not, it's still awesome!
Your blog cracks me up every day (on days you don't write, I reread my old favorites and laugh at them again). Glad to be able to "give back." :)
You made me snort!! That's freakin hilarious.
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never seen it but it's so believable, if you are a teacher. honestly, kids say the darndest things! like, "sorry my, mom will be late for my brother's kindergarten graduation, she had to have an abortion." TRUE story!!!!!
kids, you gotta love them.
Too funny!
my weekend was way too fast, and not at all fun... but at 10:30pm on sunday... you were the hi-light. that is SO FUNNY!
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W. T. F. was THAT??????
I had a laugh out loud moment sitting here at my desk. Thanks. (real or not - it is funny!!)
Holy Schnikes. The crazies have come out to play.
that is hilarious and I think completely believable. I'm almost done with school to become a teacher and these kinds of stories are going to be so much fun! :)
wow, your spammers, I mean commentors are way too deep for me.
That's too funny! The things kids say...last week, one of my preschoolers proceeded to tell us about his mom's fight with his dad. I had to stop him mid-sentence and explain to him that he shouldn't tell other people his parents' problems.
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ROTFL That picture is hystercial.
Now THAT is fantastic!! And I don't care if it's real!!
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