Just got this emailed to me from my college roomate Deb.......
After it was graded and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note:
Dear Ms. Davis ,
I want to be very clear on my child's illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This drawing is of me selling a shovel.