Monday, February 8, 2010

Oh HELL No.





















No, no, no, no.


No.


Bristol Palin's babydaddy. Nekkid.


Good God in heaven where do I begin.


OK how about here:



















David Hasslehoff bouffant? Check.

Pasty-pimply butt area? Check.

Man-pooch? Check.


Bow chica wow wow....

Get in line, ladies....and don't forget the condoms.

26 comments:

Bad Christy said...

I'm hoping like hell it's embarrassing to Sarah.

PaperCourt said...

Thanks for the laugh...

This Bug said...

That uh...3' O Clock shadow gives it just a touch of class.

Harna said...

Why would Playgirl think anybody would want to see that little boy naked? I mean, I'm into DILFs and all, but first they must actually be a DILF and second of all, they must be old enough to buy me a cocktail.

.jimaie.marie. said...

ew.
sick.
i die.
ew!

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

ACK! I think my vagina just dried up.

Jesus. Did they run out of spray tan before they got to his sides?

Frau said...

Bad on so many levels....that's white trash gross!

Bren said...

That was NOT something I needed to see right away this morning. Ugh!

Stephanie said...

the underwear line is sooo attractive

Gettysburg Mom said...

I'm laughing at Harna's "they must be old enough to buy me a cocktail."

Ewwwwwwwwwwww. I'm off to shower my eyeballs repeatedly.

A Real Housewife said...

oh GROSS! Pimply butt area...major EWWWWW.

Nuke Girl said...

Ewwwwwwww... God, I think I'm blind now.

Ms. Attitude said...

Oh my god. No, No, No...

magically ordinary said...

So so funny!!! He is so gross!!!! Just found your blog - love it!

Ann said...

Fair warning next time. (I just had my breakfast *urp*)

kate said...

Uhh...if that guys' pasty-ass and man-pooch get to be in Playgirl, then I should get to be a freaking Playmate. Hugh, sign me up!!

jenn said...

AHH! AHH! My eyes! I'm blind!

Some things you just can't unsee, you know?

Working Mommy said...

Eeeeewwww!!! That is just gross!!

~WM

AmyLK said...

Eww! My Eyes! Oh yuck!

Henley on the Horn said...

You make me laugh. Every time. Steam me up, Kid is not bad either on her comment! Hilarious

Ashley @ KiwisandCocktails said...

Thank you so much for posting! I have been waiting to see this ever since the news broke he was posing. EW, what an unflattering picture. Do you think they did that on purpose!? ugh.

April said...

Eeeewww ... so Nastay!!!

Piece o' Coconut Cake said...

Although, I LOVE the "going rogue" headliner!

Amy said...

I think you must post a new Rob photo or even Channing Tatum photo to get the ewwww outta our eyes!

kelliebean said...

Wow. Suddenly my husband is much more attractive to me. Thanks - we needed that. ;)

Mary@Holy Mackerel said...

It's like his butt has diaper rash.