Please explain this to me.
Explain to me why the sight of a white truck carrying ice cream sends every kid from 2 to 15 into a Fema-grade panic.
ICE CREAM TRUCK!!!!!!!!
ICE CREAM TRUCK!!!!!!!!!
MOM!!!! MOM!!!!!
IT"S THE ICE CREAM TRUCK!!!!!! WHERE'S YOUR MONEY???!!!!!!
Dude. We HAVE ice cream at home. In the freezer. Right now. Ben & Jerry's, some Chipwiches and FreezerPops. You never ask for it.
Granted, it's not shaped like a rocket or SpongeBob with gumballs for eyes....
Maybe it's just the novelty of a refreshing treat that travels.
I could kinda see...
HONEY!!!!! HONEY!!!!!!!!!
It's the COCKTAIL TRUCK!
For the love of God, Where's your MONEY??????!!!!!
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Lol Man, a cocktail truck is a GENIUS idea. You should definitely patent that idea.
Oh I want the cocktail truck to come to my neighborhood.
If you have a cocktail truck coming to your neighborhood, the I will be your new neighbor!!!! lol
And I thought the drive-thru liquor store was a novel idea...I so missed the mark.
Every time the GD ice cream man drives down my street I say "I can't believe he isn't selling alcohol"! Wouldn't it be great??!!
Amen, sista.
Please send him to my neighborhood when you are done with him!
Oh that cocktail truck looks awesome. I wonder if they carry my poison LOL.
Our neighborhood ice cream truck has bells loud enough to wake the dead. Even when we're inside with the windows shut, we can still hear its annoying siren song calling to the kids like the damn Pied Piper. Luckily, though, my kids are still small enough that we can talk loudly over the sound and they won't notice. Bwahahaha.
And btw ... cocktail truck = completely awesome idea!!!
omg, GENIUS!!!!!!
Brilliant.... but so are the drive through daiquiri places in New Orleans!
I have a cold, and I laughed so hard I think I coughed up a SMURF! What a great idea!!! You KILL me!
I would love that little margarita or sex on the beach!!
now that truck would ROCK!
i see a business opportunity here, you in? we could really rack up!! think of all the moms during the summer who would come screaming out to the streets thanking us for the service we provided. and we could just follow the ice cream truck around because where there are kids there are moms willing to buy cocktails!
Wow! This is a brillant idea that would do so well in my neighborhood.
Also, as a line extension, I'd throw in some pills too...zanax, ambien, cealis, phentermine. You'd really double your profits!
Brilliant!
I thought the drive-thru cocktails stands in Texas were fantastic, but this is PURE GENIUS!
AHAHAHA... I can only hope that cocktail truck carries Long Islands. :)
Have you ever seen Golfers when the Beer Cart Comes around!
The Cocktail Truck would have to have munchies Too!!!
and not just beer nuts a pretzels...I am taking some nice cheese and Bruschetta...Oh wait that is a Caterer!
I would be the Cocktail truck's version of Norm on "Cheers"...in fact, I would offer to be the navigator on the truck...
LMAO! I hope that truck pulls down my street tonight!
A cocktail truck is an AWESOME idea. I'm pretty sure you'd make millions if you created this. Please let the cocktail truck come to my neighborhood...
Mmmm... what I would've paid for a Mojito from the "Cocktail Man" yesterday afternoon while mowing the yard! LOL!
I totally want to run a cocktail truck!!!! Great idea -
This totally reminds me of Eddie Murphy's bit about how kids go cuckoo over the ice cream truck. But yeah, that little plinky-plinky music in the distance brings out some Pavlovian thing.
And are the drivers still a bunch of drug dealers? That was always a rumor I could never confirm.
And seriously? What's with having to cross through yards/streets/war zones to get to the ice cream truck?
If doesn't park his damn thing right outside my driveway....for-get-it.
What a great idea! I hope it comes to my neighborhood.
It's the theory of Pavlov's Dog at its finest...
I'd buy.
Think the cocktail truck would let us run a tab? And what music would he play so that we would know he's just around the corner?
The only problem with the cocktail truck, at least in my cul-de-sac, would be that he would A) never be allowed to leave and B)surely always run out. But maybe we could just give him a 20 to drive down to the store and refill and then come back. So all in all it would be kind of fun!
Sue,
Your Peeps have peeped. Cocktail Truck idea is amazing.
It must have a catchy tune so you know it is coming http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0rx1srLsh0
Awesome selection of Cocktails...Could feature Cocktail of the Month or Better yet Day!
Munchies or suitable snacks. Possible extension products, Zantac, Xanax, Ambien, Cialis (maybe just stop visiting the cocktail truck....naw), phentermine (snacks will not be a problem then)....but this may get DEA involved, and you know how they drink! I digress.
Porch or platform at the back with Bar stools so Norm, no BG, can sit and greet the neighbourhood....or inflatable blow up pool to act as swim up bar!!!
and come on...Ice Cream.
I'd like a pizza truck, myself. Though I might not have any money left after a couple weeks of it.
So would it be playing "Tequila" over the speakers as it came down the street? Or maybe the Alan Jackson song "It's 5:00 Somewhere"? Oh the possibilities!
This cocktail truck would have my credit card on file!
That is the best idea ever!!
I could have used one last night in my Neighborhood!
*sigh* i still love the ice cream truck.
Wow! Didn't see that coming! I was taking a drink as I read the punch line. I laughed so hard I shot my D.Coke out my nose...and well, that isn't pretty! Unfortunately, I would be the person you described!
completely unrelated...I just wanted to mention that I finally, but hesitantly saw Twilight and I must say, Edward Cullen is lust-worthy, although he has nothing on my original vampire-loves: the cast of "Lost Boys" (sigh)
ME THINKS IN THIS RECESSION YOU MAY HAVE SOMETHING!
Actually, I get just as excited when I hear an ice cream truck. They have awesome slushies in there...
I knew a couple of guys in college who had similar ideas.
I just wanted to say thank you, that was hilarious and soo worth the boss coming and asking "what the hell are you laughing at?". He asks, how much is one of those trucks anyway? I see the potential in that idea...phew.
Got me job for another day.
LOVE LOVE LOVE YOUR BLOG!!!
LOVE this idea! you are hilarious :)
I have a sneaking suspicion that our ice cream man does sell more than ice cream but I would love for him to sell fruity frozen spiked drinks.
However, I wonder if I would wake up with my bra on the outside of my shirt like I did when I once drank the punch at a fraternity party in college. Supposeably another girl and myself thought it would be funny to channell our inner Madonna and "vogue". I never ever drank the punch again. Strictly warm keg beer!
This totally made my day. If only it was real.... :-)
blame it on the a-a-a-a-alcohol
and I'm only anonymous because I can't figure your dang site out but have been reading for months! google id...bah!
Wow...great idea. And it could be retrofitted to be a Beer Truck on football Sundays.
'Course the men would send their wives out to the truck so they wouldn't miss a play...
This is SO true.
OMG - I want that in my neighbourhood!
Ice cream trucks can be bought at comprehensive prices. You can also use digger derrick trucks for your construction business.
Having an ice cream makes people very at heart.. Most people feels excited when they hear the tune from the ice cream truck.. Makes them to scream for an ice cream..
lolol!!! Classic! I'll have an appletini please!
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