I need a gay friend.
I am so not kidding.
My life would be so complete - I fantasize about it all the time.
I would listen to his boy problems and he would tell me how fabulous my hair looks. Then we'd shop a bit, stop for an appletini and maybe catch the 7:00 showing of the Time Traveler's Wife.
And he would know who Kate Gosslein is and agree with me that she must've had a tummy tuck cuz no one's belly button is that high up.
Can anyone set me up?
Cuz how badly do I want to hang out with THESE guys: