Well I got in a little hot water with Jesus regarding yesterday's post about the Duggars and their 18 kids who all start with the letter 'J'.
Apparently, it's not very "Christian" to "bust" on their "lameness". Or something.
Jesus: Why do they interest you so much?
Me: I don't know - it's just so freaky...it's like how George Foreman has 5 sons all named "George"...or how Jermaine Jackson named his son "Jermajesty". Which the Duggars should totally keep in mind, by the way, for Kid 19.
Jesus: In the spirit of Christmas, we should all be a little more generous of heart.
Me: Word. Hey- what's with the T-shirt? "It's About The Child in the Hay, Not the Man in the Sleigh"...?
Jesus: People sometimes forget it's my birthday.
Me: I didn't...do you want to go to Dave & Busters or something?
Me: Wellll......IF The Man in the Sleigh was going to get you something....what do you want for your birthday?
Jesus: Peace on earth. And a Snuggie. And "That's What I Call Music 29".
Programming note: Blogger is holding 40 comments hostage from yesterday cuz I turned on comment moderation and it's broken. Today's comments should be fine Soon as it's fixed, I'll post the hostages!