Hey, kids! More fun with Google Analytics!
I know I just did a Keyword Korner last month, but it's like the gift that keeps on giving.
(Cliff Notes: Google Analytics gives you detailed info on your blog traffic - most awesomely, words or phrases that people typed into Google, that landed them on your blog.)
Also, I did not make this stuff up: anyone who doubts its validity just email me and I'll give you my GA password.
"What is that little bag next to my pee pee"
Mom, you might want to install some child-security software.
"starting to get hair on my peenie"
OK, ALL moms- security software STAT.
"blogspot MILF soup"
Dude- are you hungry or horny.
"Halloween meals with no eggs"
Oooh. That's a tough one. ALL my Halloween meals are made with eggs.
"Tweeting my ass off"
OK, yes, I'll own that one...BTW to follow me on Twitter, just click over there-->
"Joe Jonas Sue Chardonnay"
Love this - clearly someone who wants to get to my blog but can't remember the title.
"Joe Jonas unibrow"
WHAT?! How dare you. Look at this picture:
OK. Wrong picture.
Look at THIS picture:
You are WRONG, unibrow-accuser.
"Milf with black men"
What, no soup?
Hey!!! Why'd they send you to ME?
"oh is happy hour still makes me so good spen my time i'll broken heart happy happy hours."
Um..........Dude? I don't think you really understand Google- maybe you should try a chat room. Or Adult Friend Finder.
Just watch out for Christie Brinkley's ex.