Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Fun With Play-Doh (Part1)

So here's why my kids are at a disadvantage: 

If you happen to have me for a mother, and say you get some Play-Doh for a birthday present, chances are you will never see it again because your mother has done THIS:








Hi there, boys and girls! Remember me? It's Mr. Bill!!




Yo. Clay-man. Why you all up in my crib?




Oh NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

57 comments:

BroncoMom said...

Oh Yes...Love it!

Just Stephanie said...

I miss Mr. Bill...oh, no...Mr. Bill! Could you update him with some bling and perhaps sagging pants?

kwr221 said...

You know, really.

Our kids have NO idea about our secret lives, heck, about our lives BK (before kids).

Imagine their embarrassment if they knew the full extent of it. ;-)

jill jill bo bill said...

Slugger has some major ass kickin' competition with Bathtub Gangster.

Lisa-licious said...

I LOVE Mr. Bill!!!! What a fun post to distract me from my taxes! ARGH! Needed the laugh. BTW...1/2 lb. down...yeah! "You're the inspiration"...-Chicago (or just Peter Cetera?)

Robin said...

LOVE IT! Play Doh rocks.

Petra said...

LOL. Poor Mr. Bill. He gets a can of whoop-ass opened on him constantly!

shelley said...

So, before I saw what you had made with the Play Doh, and I saw how you prefaced it, I totally thought it was going to be something obscene! Maybe I secretly hoped it too... but, I'd never admit it.

Aleta said...

Actually, that was pretty good for play-doh! Too cute. I'm a kid at heart too and if given the chance, I'd make something too. Lol.

Lorie said...

OMG... that is too too funny. You have some good play-doh skills.

Tiffany said...

HAHA That makes me think. I just bought my son moon sand for his birthday. Why? Because I wanna play with it. LOL

You better hold back BG cuz he'll flatten clay man.

Tenakim said...

that's better than not being able to play with it all because your mom has OCD and would never allow PLAY DOH container to be open!!!

georgie said...

for some strange reason that looks just like my mr gp! Oh say it isnt soooo hall and oates

Mags said...

LOL...too funny!!!

Cocotte said...

I loved Mr. Bill. But I've always hated Play-Doh. That stuff smells nasty!

Mandy said...

Mr. Bill rocks! LMAO!!

Wendy said...

Clayman vs. Bathtub Gangsta -- what's the spread on this fight? I'm putting money on The Gangsta!

Heinous said...

That's awesome. I remember way back when I had a book with Mr. Bill that had a little, plastic 45 record in the back.

I also play with my child's stuff. He never knows though. I am that sneaky.

Threeboys1mommy said...

Did you ever know that you're my hero?

The Mom said...

I see a whole new series in the works here....You rock Sue, missed you...I need to link up to NQHB!

Meg said...

I actually had a Mr. Bill doll (homemade) that was velcroed at the waist. That made for lots of fun accidents!

And I agree. New series, I hope.

Keeper Of All Things said...

Did you smash him?!!! Thats the best part!!!

JenniBeanV said...

LOL! Loooove it!

Lauren said...

Keeper of all things is funny. YES YES smash him and take video for us.

amelia bedelia said...

I'm impressed with your playdoh talents!!!

Lynette said...

Ooooh I totally remember Mr. Bill! I loved that sketch...

sassy stephanie said...

Dang girl. You've got mad skillz. Put him in the tub and see if he melts.

Jennifer said...

LOL! You're very good at Mr. Bill-making!!

Caroline said...

OMG! Mr. Bill! That is too too funny! How on earth do you think of this stuff???

BTW...having a contest at my blog...come on by and throw your name in the hat!

Aubrey said...

Did he just end up with a cap in his ass?

ciara said...

lmao so you had a little extra time on your hands, did ya? ;-)

Wendy said...

what WILL become of our beloved Mr. Bill.....???

Be kind to Mr. Bill, please.

Swirl Girl said...

Sluggo was THE original Bathtub Gangsta...

McMommy said...

Wait, did you REALLY make that?

I am SO IMPRESSED!!!!!

Jen said...

I don't know whether to laugh my ass off or run away scared. Maybe both?

Linda S said...

I love Mr. Bill! Very creative there, Sue!

Cathie said...

I am admitting I have no idea who Mr. Bill is. But my 5 year old son knows who he is, or he can read already and keeping secrets from me.

Barefoot in the Park said...

i love love love the adventures with BTG!

Deb said...

Awesome!

Hey, can you make a Play-doh Joe Jonas?

Kelly said...

I'm impressed with your artistic talent. I thought it was a picture from the web before I saw the picture of Mr. Bill and the creepy Bratz kid!

jaime said...

I loved Mr. Bill...and i love playing w/ playdoh too. Props for the art skills there Sue!

just bob said...

BG and Mr. Bill... sounds like a potential television show.

Lipstick said...

LMAO!!!

Cheryl said...

I LOVE MR BILL!!!

You are talented with the Play Doh!!
I tend to sniff it. Like a junkie with a glue bottle. I love the smell of Play Doh.

Gotta go get my sniff on.

The Nice One said...

I LOVE LOVE LOVE Play doh!

I am totally going to rock on with the Play Doh this afternoon.

Rebecca Jo said...

Did you make that yourself? That's pretty darn good!

Maura said...

You slay me. Absolutely slay me. Excuse me while I go change my pants.

Brittany said...

HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rachel said...

OMG what talent...that is tooo cute and So funny.

The only thing about playdo I hate is clean up! looks like you had more fun than the kids

Val said...

Holy crap....you are absolutely crazy....and very talented in the play-doh department.

sista #2 said...

BG could of broken his play-doh ass in two.

peace
#2

Gettysburg Mom said...

This is perhaps a good time to ask if you frisk BG for weapons on occasion. Or do you allow shanks at your house? Every family has different rules...

Scary Mommy said...

You are hilarious!!! Very impressive, indeed :)

Semi-Slacker Mom said...

Would you like me to send you all the play-doh I have confiscated from my children? They aren't as talented with the stuff as you are.

Caffeine Court said...

I wanna see what that Dave Navarro lookalike DOES to Mr. Bill.

jill jill bo bill said...

Thanks girl for the birthday wishes! And I did just like you said and the CC were smokin'!

Allison said...

Dude. Can you craft my wedding invitations? Or just do a cake-topper?