It was 2 years ago today that the Solar System was all: "Pluto, I'm just not that into you."
And bam- Pluto was officially dropped as a planet. Like the Michael Anthony of the solar system. One minute you're on stage jamming with Eddie Van Halen and the next minute you've been replaced by a chubby teenager named Wolfie.
Saturn: Hey, Dude.
Saturn: Sorry about the whole "downsizing" thing. I totally had your back, but...
Pluto: It's cool - I've been really busy consulting. I may be putting my own solar system together...
Saturn: Sweet. Um, Neptune told me you've been reclassified as a "dwarf planet".
Pluto: We prefer "little planet" or "mass-challenged".
Saturn: My bad.
Pluto: It's cool. So what about the mnemonic device ? Remember?: "My Very Elegant Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas"? How are kids going to remember the planet names now?
Saturn: Uh...Uranus has been saying "Useless Nerdy Jerkoff Masses Exit My Victorious Solar System. Leave off the last 'S' for 'sucker'."
Pluto: Uranus is an asshole.