Thursday, June 5, 2008

Traveling Bathtub Gangsta

In the tradition of Travelocity's "Roaming Gnome" and Flat Stanley, I took The Bathtub Gangsta out on errands with me today.

Nectarines are dope, yo.


Keep it tight.
Hook a brotha up.



And no  lie- this hoochie mama was posing in a boutique window like it was Amsterdam. And it was love at first sight. Gangsta style.

29 comments:

Tenakim said...

How freakin' hilarious!!! I don't know what's funnier, imagining you walking around with a boy Bratz doll or the fact that there was a girl Bratz doll in that window- what are the chances!!!

The Mom said...

You are SO my IDOL! I love Bathtub Gangsta and look forward to many more of his adventures...and hook ups!

Neurotically Yours: said...

You CRACK ME UP!!! BG is a pimp!

Alice said...

How can you always be cooler than me? We do something like that when we travel with Dunny Bog. We couldn't figure out if he was a bunny or a dog, hence the name. BG is way cooler. But I'm feeling a complete Bathtub Gangsta website/blog coming up! Send me BG one day and I'll take him to DC for hot pics!

Beth said...

**chuckle, snort, cough**
**wipes coffee off monitor**

Thanks for always giving me a big belly laugh first thing in the morning. But who's going to pay for the new monitor I'm going to need if I keep reading your blog?

Yo.

And why does that sound cooler coming from Bathtub Gangsta than a middle aged housewife? Why?

Gettysburg Mom said...

Oh my. Oh my. Will Bathtub Gangsta be touring the country next?

Kelly said...

Thanks..I just spilled my coffee in the keyboard!!
...shit...
that was freaking hilarious...love that gangsta..I totally need to meet this homie...

Keeper Of All Things said...

Maybe he could get in to see his ho if he had a shirt on. that shit is tooo funny!!

annie weinmann said...

ya know, just...thank you, that's all just thanks. Getting a good laugh every couple of days is soooo valuable for my life! Hey!...my sister is YOUR sister's neighbor in Maine! I live in N.H.
Keep up the fun!
By the way, my 14 year old son was standing in back of me when I was looking at Traveling Bathtub Gangsta and he was on the floor cracking up!
.....Annie

Deanna said...

Glad there was a glass window between him and that hoochie mama because I didn't want to see the next pic!!! Ha!

Confessions of A Mississippi Mom said...

Wow that is hilarious!!!

Val said...

I wish I could see the shop clerk's face while taking pictures of a gangsta doll on the counter!

That was fantasically funny!

Merrie said...

Bathroom Gansta is dope, yo.

I think I just laughed harder than I have in days. Be sure to share him more.

Dette said...

LOL - I have GOT to ditto tenakim - will someone please take a pic of you rollin' with BG?!

ali said...

Gangsta in the nectarines is priceless! May I suggest one of him on the side of a busy highway, thumb up, hitching for a ride?

Ann said...

Let me know when Bathtub Gangsta is coming to a town near me!

Wendy said...

ewwww, I'll never look at nectarines the same again.

Bee said...

That was hhhhhilarious! I hope you continue to take pictures in interesting places!! Maybe church? :o)

carrie said...

That is hilarious! I hope you left him there to gaze upon his true love.

Sogeshirtsguy said...

lmao there is nothing more gangsta than a bathtub gangsta. Bubbles for life yo.

The Offended Blogger said...

lmao!

Is it just me or is he kinda hot for a little plastic gangsta dude? :p

mommypie said...

LOVE the Gangsta -- I think you should start an official fan club. :)

Tasha said...

Ah hahaha! Brilliant post! So funny. My DH didn't even know the story about the traveling gnome until I explained it to him- who doesnt know that story!?

TONYA said...

ha ha ha, that is hilarious. I look forward to seeing many more of his fun adventures.

jaime said...

AHHHH! you just gave me the laugh i have needed ALL WEEK. Thanks so much for this...classic. You have got to do this again sometime!

Kristi O said...

oh my gosh! I hope this will become a series! its way too funny!!!

creative-type dad said...

Wow! I can't believe that hoochie was in the window.

Maybe he text'd her along the way.

Angela said...

Oh, man, I am so glad I stopped by...I needed a good dose of gangsta luv. Hilarious!

Me said...

soooo.... do people walking around doing their errands see you taking these pictures and think you are whack? :)

I'm guessing you don't actually care.